Come on, Marcus. Let's go find a goddamn fox. -[Marcus] Wait, what? -[Ron] Let's do this!
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Hey, chief. Could you just get this to the front desk?
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How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
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Planning makes the world work.
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'Cause without a plan, the world falls apart. I mean, garbage doesn't get collected. Water slides don't get built. Planes fall from the sky.
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You know what? Good for you.
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-Even on vacation? -No.
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[cheering] -Are you kidding me? Come on. -Hey! Anybody could do this. Hey, padre. How much is it to get somebody in the ring? Ooh!
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[together] That was fucking awesome! -[Ron] Oh! -Whoa. Y'all not mad at me for crashing your boat? Mad? Are you kidding me? Come on. Nobody's dead, right? Plus, you guys, how lame would our story be if it was just, like, "a regular old day of sailing"? -[laughs] -You flipped a catamaran! Look, look. I know that boat cost you a ton of money. -No, man. -No. The rental guy made us sign, like, a billion papers. Dude, insurance. He probably made money. There's nothing wrong with giving back. No, no, no! Please, there's gotta be something I can do. Yeah, there is. You're buying the first round. -[Kyla] Whoo! -[Ron] Yes! [Kyla whoops] [Latin hip-hop music playing]
[Marcus] What you mean this one is-- [laughing] You gotta be kiddin' me. Come on, now. It's a Hugo Boss. We were thinking Vera Wang, but decided this one's better for your build. Hey, man. Wow, look at this. Yo, this is dope, man. Like, honestly, thank y'all. I really appreciate this. And look, y'all-- Y'all do understand why you can't come to the wedding, right? Yeah. You're embarrassed by us. -No. Have you met her parents? -No, because you won't let us. Okay, look, if it was up to me, I would invite every last one of y'all to the wedding, but I can't. Her parents said they just want family there. They want it to be really intimate. [big band music playing] [Marcus] Baby, what is this? What happened to intimate? Who's all these people?
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Now, look. Whenever we off-load materials on the site, what we do is, we log on here and put it on this spreadsheet. This is the way we keep tabs with the inventory. Yeah, but why can't we just write it in the book like we used to? The problem is, I can't log on to a book when I'm in Atlanta, right? I need to be on the cloud so I can see what you clowns are doing. It's almost like you don't trust us. It's almost like I don't trust y'all anymore? [chuckles] Guess what? I do trust y'all, to screw shit up. That's why I'm only gone for a week. Oh, I can fuck a lot of shit up in a week. I 100% believe that. You s-- Yo, Marcus. Fred and Enzo are fighting again. What? [groans] Damn it.