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Why not? Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way. I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man. You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker. Like, I'm sorry. Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy? I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here! "Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks. What if he's the rapist? Man, even if he is a rapist, he can't rape all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not... I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us? If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it. Seth, back me up, please. We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy? What do you want to do? I'll do whatever you want to do. Let's vote on it. Yeah, I fucking vote you let me in. Here's my vote. Fuck all of you. I'm letting him in. This is boring.
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Seth Rogen, you are just the best people. Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it... You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit. It eases the transition. Yeah, right? This is the much-needed foreplay. You know what else I got? Yo, this... A 3-D television. No, you didn't... I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious?
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Like an angel. What about the host of the party? # I ain't got no panties on # He ain't got no panties, everybody! # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't nobody got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't no party like a no-panty party # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop # Fuck those panties # Fuck those... # Fuck those panties # Fuck those panties # What's not kid-friendly? There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? Yeah. There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
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43.6s
Oh. You know what, actually? We should go to Franco's house soon. He's having a housewarming party. He just finished building his house. I haven't even seen it yet, but it's supposed to be bonkers. I haven't been in LA in, like, a year, and I came here to chill with you. We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys. We'll all chill as one big unit. Will I even know anybody there? You know James Franco. James Franco doesn't even know my name. Jonah Hill will be there. Can't stand him. He can't stand me. He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much. He specifically talks about how he likes you. Out of nowhere, he just said, "You know what? "Jay's an inspiration. " There's no way he said that. Also, just can't stand him. Okay, fine. Craig Robinson. Never met him. He's hilarious. Sweats a lot, but he's a great guy. So it's gonna be fun, man.
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Emma! It's Emma. Oh, my God, you guys are alive. You're actually alive. Thank God! I hid in a drainpipe for days. Like, three or four. I don't even know how many. And then I stopped hearing people, and I started hearing growling noises. Out there, in your travels, uh, did you see anything that you would describe as Apocalyptish? I mean, no, but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here. I mean, it's a zombie invasion. Fuck! I'm the one who said it's been zombies. You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time. You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies. Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right. These are still just theories. Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here, and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just... You tired? Yeah. If you want to take a little rest, you're welcome to do that upstairs. Thank you. Cool. - I'll show you the way. - Thank you. Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really. You're awesome.
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I'm a well-known homosexual advocate. # Backstreet's back, all right # Hey, hey, yeah, well # Everybody Rock your body # Everybody # Everybody # Rock your body right # Rock your body # Everybody! # Backstreet's back... # Oh, my eyes feel like they're melting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need a break.
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