It was amazing. - It was amazing? - Yeah. It was one of the best days of my life. - What? - We smoked joints... played basketball... fucked chicks. We had the best margaritas. Did you say you fucked chicks? Oh, my God. Kim Jong is an animal! You know you have to kill this guy tomorrow. I've been thinking a little bit about the mission. Okay. America, you know... always putting its nose in things and screwing them up. The truth is, Kim is a master at manipulating the media. - Yeah? - You're the media. You get what's happening here?
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Yeah. Let's go.
The Interview
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Bye, Sook!
The Interview
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- That's a great saying, okay? - Hate us because they ain't us! They hate us because they ain't us!
The Interview
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- Where are we? - I don't know. Is this China? - I don't know. Looks like North Korea. - Yeah.
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You're fucking up the angles!
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Oh, no.
The Interview
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Guess what we named him? Kim Jong-un! That's a little fucked up, no? It's super fucked up. But he's cute. "But there was none of that.
The Interview
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Oh, shit!
The Interview
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Get them in.
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This.
The Interview
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Follow me.
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It's crazy.
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- Oh, shit. Are those fucking nukes?! - Let me check.
The Interview
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Know what my father said to me on his deathbed? What did he say, Dave? "I'm disappointed because you haven't done enough with your life."
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He's alive, everybody. Oh, fuck! Got a bulletproof vest on! I don't know how he got it! But he's got it on! Thank you for watching my interview. This is Dave Skylark... signing off.
