Okay, this is an offensive line of questioning. I don't think it's offensive. It's important. If you don't wanna answer, you can get up and walk away. I can't keep you from retreating. - He's gonna go for the button. - He's sitting there. Not moving. - He's going for the button! - He's not. - Oh, shit. He's making a move! - Don't move, homie!
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I beg your pardon? Why don't you feed your people? They are hungry. Specifically, two-thirds of them. Isn't that embarrassing since you're the one they view as a provider and a god? And you spend $800 million on nukes every year? And you have 16 million starving people?
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You've been with Dave a long time. He's a hard guy to leave. You like the money and can't say no to Dave. No. Yes! I know you. You're fucking awesome. - No, I don't understand you. - You know, it's a little bit weird. Do you have a boyfriend? Is that too forward of me to ask?
The Interview
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- Then why don't you drink them? - I don't like brain freeze.
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Excuse me. - Did you just shart? - No, I didn't. It was that camera guy. It wasn't me. Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Jong-un has just pooed in his pants.
The Interview
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Good evening. And good morning to our viewers around the world. I'm Dave Skylark. Thank you for joining me for this historic moment in history. I'm with President Kim Jong-un... of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. We are broadcasting from a station outside of Pyongyang... for this very special edition of: Skylark Tonight.
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You can do it. I'm Dave Skylark... and I can interview anyone. - Yeah, you can. - Let's take this motherfucker down!
The Interview
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- She's loyal to Kim. - No! Dude! She was just telling me she's with us. I hate Kim. He is a terrible leader. - See? - Okay. She can help us kill him. What? No! No! No killing! Kim must die! That's the American way. How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake? As many times as it takes. Killing Kim won't change anything. You said it yourself! We gotta do something. Right? He will be replaced. He has brothers, other generals. The people need to be shown that he is not a god. That he is a man. Then they will be ready for change. Yeah? How?
The Interview
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Let's get the fuck out of here.
The Interview
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Kim Jong what? I am the Supreme Leader of North Korea. - What? What the fuck? - It's him. It's him. What is he doing here? What the fuck? Hide it. Put it back up. No! I'm not putting it back up. I'll hide it in my room. Go say hi. - What do I do? Put it on right now? - No, then he'll die when we're still here. - Just put it in your pocket. - Okay, fine. - Come with me. - No, I gotta hide this. - Aaron. Just come with me. - No. No. Aaron. Aaron.
The Interview
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I thought everyone lied about you. And then I saw that fake grapefruit... in that fake grocery store... and I realized that you were a fake friend.
The Interview
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To those who seek to undermine me, at home and abroad...
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Give me something! Give me fucking something! Okay.
The Interview
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We need to review some new data... the Leader wants included in the interview. - Now's not really the best time. - It will only take a moment.
The Interview
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Of course, Dave.
The Interview
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- What is that? I don't know what that is. - Yes, you do. No, I don't. I never heard that before. Do you ever feel Feel so paper-thin Just like a house of cards One blow from caving in?
The Interview
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Kim.
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The numbers I gave you on potato output... are exaggerated. That's okay with me. I don't really care about that. We can get back to what we were doing. No, it's not just the numbers! - I am a terrible person. - No. You're the best person. You were about to have sex with me. That's the best thing someone could do. I'm the propagandist of a totalitarian dictatorship.