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You know, I have to admit, before I came here... I thought this place was gonna be a dump. Of course. For decades you've heard the false rumors: "North Korea is a failed state. We can't feed our people." It's all propaganda. I see. Well, yeah, I mean... I did see a fat kid and a really nice-looking grocery store. Oh, we have beautiful grocery stores here in North Korea. One of my favorite things to do is just strolling up and down the aisles... to see the beautiful fruits of my country's land. I can believe that. It looks like you hit the grocery store pretty often. Screw you, Dave. - Hey, you want to see something cool? - Yeah.
The Interview
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- Who you calling ign'ant? - You, motherfucker. You're fucking arrogant! Everything he's shown you is fake. He's shown you what you wanna see. He's fooled you, you fucking idiot! God, look how ready you are to betray me. This whole time, I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just Boromir. I don't know who that is. That's such a Boromir thing to say! This is fucking done. You are fucking done after this. Once you kill this motherfucker, this shit's over. - You are going to kill him! - You've turned me into a gun. And you're pointing me at the one guy who gets me. Well, you know what, cowboy?
The Interview
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What the fuck just happened? Eminem said he was gay four times. That's what the fuck just happened. - Holy shit. - Holy shit. Eminem's gay on our show. Oh, my God. Camera two. Gay Twitter's blowing up. Change the chyron. "Eminem gay?!" Dave, keep him talking. Keep him talking. Push in on gay Eminem. The greatest moment in gay history! ...are probably shocked by what you're saying right now. I'm more shocked that people haven't figured it out. It's like I've been playing gay peekaboo. - Gay peekaboo. - Yeah. - But... - Shit. Camera one. - This interview is over. Shut it off. - No! Get out of here. I am Marshall's publicist. Pull the plug now. This is gold! This is the best interview we've ever done! What happens if I do this? - Don't touch my buttons! - Shut it off! Shut it off! - Get him the fuck out of here! - I'm gonna murder you! Thank you. Dave, look, I got the lyrics. Say what I say.
The Interview
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"It's hell to be Shady Yesterday, I yelled a degrading insult At an elderly lady Then I asked her how it felt to be 80 F-word a senior citizen Suck a wiener, sit and spin" - "Suck a wiener, sit and spin" - It's funny. "And why you drive so slow for? Don't you wanna get Where you're going faster Since you'll probably die tomorrow You old whore? Die, old bitch, die Before I murder you" What do you mean by this, Em? Well, first of all, I feel like when I rap, like... people twist my words. Okay. But can you see how an old person might say: "I think what this guy is telling me, this Eminem... is that I should go kill myself, and, you know, I don't like that"?
The Interview