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- Who you calling ign'ant? - You, motherfucker. You're fucking arrogant! Everything he's shown you is fake. He's shown you what you wanna see. He's fooled you, you fucking idiot! God, look how ready you are to betray me. This whole time, I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just Boromir. I don't know who that is. That's such a Boromir thing to say! This is fucking done. You are fucking done after this. Once you kill this motherfucker, this shit's over. - You are going to kill him! - You've turned me into a gun. And you're pointing me at the one guy who gets me. Well, you know what, cowboy?
The Interview
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- Oh, this is me. - It's you. Oh, that's great. I always wanted one of these. A bust. Dave Skylark. - Hey! Thank you. - You like that? So you really like the show? I might not show it, but I'm freaking out. You're like a superfan. - I really am. - Yeah! That's so cool. Don't say something stupid, Kim.
The Interview
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- What the fuck is this? - It's my bag. Wonderful. That's not the bag the CIA gave you. - Oh, that bag? - Yes, that bag. That bag was fugly with a capital "fug"! It was designed to conceal poison that we're gonna smuggle in. Kim is a superfan. He knows I take fashion risks. I show up with that other bag, Kim's gonna be like: "Aw, no. You got ugly bag? You no Skylark. You secret agent. Terminate him." - Where's the fucking poison strip?! - I put the strip in a pack of gum. - They'll never find it. - I am not cool with this. - It's showtime. - "Showtime"? It's not showtime. - Dave Skylark Tonight! - What are you doing? Stop walking. - Hello! - Stop walking. We are going to North Korea. Skylark, which side of President Kim's ass you gonna kiss? Not gonna kiss him, but let's just say... I might give him something special with my hand. You gonna jerk him off? - What? No, that's a double entendre! - Shut the fuck up! - I'm foreshadowing! - Just shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
The Interview
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Explosions. All over my face. I'm sorry. We had kind of a long night. Why are you telling us all this information? We're telling you this because you two lucky gentlemen... are going to be in a room alone with him. - And congratulations, by the way. - That's right! Which is why we're here. The CIA would love it... if you two could... take him out.
The Interview
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- What? - With the glasses. Honeycombed me. - What does that mean? - You honeypotted him. - It's "honeypot." - You honeypotted me. - You honeypotted him. - No, I didn't. He said a lot of stupid shit in the last 10 minutes, but you did honeypot him. I bet you got him in here as a honeydick, in case I'm gay. But I'm not. But if I was, I would've seen him coming a mile away. - You honeydicking? - Look. She's not honeypotting you. I'm not honeydicking him. It's very offensive. If you think about it... you're saying because I'm a girl and because I'm attractive... my only use for this agency would be to manipulate men. I think it's offensive too. That's what I said to Aaron. I Said, "That bitch is blind as a bat." Could we please move on? We have a dictator to kill. When handling the ricin strip, operate with extreme caution. Even momentary flesh contact with the exposed strip is fatal. The poison will lay dormant for 12 hours. After it passes the blood-brain barrier, your heart rate would shoot up to 160. Your body will strain to reject the poison by sweating, defecating, vomiting. Within minutes, you will be dead. Got it?
The Interview