Interviewing him. Everyone in North Korea will be watching. No, look, the interview's scripted. His people are never gonna let me ask real questions. - Dave, I am his people. - She controls the broadcast. I can't do political interviews. I do entertainment interviews. - Dude. You can fucking do this. - Yeah? You don't interview with your brain. You interview with your heart. - True. - Your emotion, Dave. You get Kim Jong-un to fucking cry like a baby in front of all of North Korea? They'll know he's not a god.
The Interview
17.6s
- Then I saw this fake fucking grapefruit. - What? All the food in that grocery store is fake! He fucking lied to me. Maybe that fat kid isn't fat. I mean, oh! What about the concentration camps? And the famine. Maybe that's real. God!
The Interview
13.9s
Please, take this printed copy of the questions. It's crucial Dave review them. Officers Koh and Yu will now take you to your room for lunch. Come, American. Time to get even fatter. Great. Thanks, guys.
The Interview
9s
Not till after the interview. This dog is killing me with cuteness. He's crazy cute. - Can I keep it? - Take him home, forever and ever.
The Interview
7.8s
- Aaron, I need to talk. - Fuck, it's Dave. Shit. You hide in there. - I'll go deal with him. - Okay. Go, go, go.
The Interview
6.1s
Okay, so I thought you might enjoy breakfast... and a tour of my home.
The Interview
2.2s
We all love each other!
The Interview
2s
So gross.
The Interview
1.6s
The end.
The Interview
8.9s
I'm concerned my feelings of attraction for you... will cause me to make mistakes. Your feelings of attraction for me? Fuck this!
The Interview
8.4s
It is. I've been telling you that for weeks now. He fucking honeydicked me. He honeydicked the shit out of me. - Sucks. - You still got that poison?
The Interview
4.4s
- You got him? - Yeah. You out of that big ol' scary hole?
