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Fine. - Are you serious right now? - Yeah. - Do you promise you'll do this? - If you promise you'll never leave. - If you promise, I promise. - Same time. - One, two, three. Promise. - Promise. - Okay. - Okay. That's all we had to say. - Don't put me through that. - Fine. Okay. I hate it when we fight. No, this is not a joke, okay? - I think you're being condescending. - Look, look, look. One sec. Shut up, I'm on the phone, okay? Dude. The fuck, man?! That was John Kerry's office. Forget that oak tree-looking fuck. This tops it. The Times printed it about North Korea. Read the bottom. After all the death-camp shit. "Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people... with cries for the destruction of the United States of America... he is known to be an avid consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are The Big Bang Theory..." And...?
The Interview
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Dude, seriously, what is up with you? Know how I'm good at picking up energies? You're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now. What's going on? We have millions of viewers every night and what do we do? We just shovel shit into their faces. We could be doing something positive. We could be having on authors, activists, politicians. That's what people want. "Give us some shit. Mangia. We're the people, give us the shit. Mangia, mangia." I wanted to cover actual news... not Nicki Minaj's vagina flopping out at the Grammys. - You don't like brown sugar? - Nothing to do with that. I can't keep doing this, okay? We have to change!
The Interview
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Yeah, like, what's that? Come on, man, what's happening? - Hey, yeah. What's happening? - How's it going, dude? We haven't seen each other since graduation. Right? Yeah. Probably. And, wait, am I wrong? You're a junior producer on 60 Minutes, right? - I'm now a senior producer. Yeah. - No way, man. That's awesome. Look at us. Both producing news for television. Yeah.
The Interview
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This is great! This is what you were talking about! I interview this guy. Are you joking? He's the most reclusive leader on the planet. He lives in North Korea. We can't go there. Dave Skylark... gets in anywhere. Do you remember that club? Three-month waiting list. First night. I don't think it's quite the same thing. - There were a lot of Asian girls there. - It's impossible, Dave. Here's what we'll do. We're gonna do that interview. Everyone is gonna take you super-duper seriously.
The Interview
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Shit. Me so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorr... I'm so... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. We would like to discuss a meeting... between the Supreme Leader and Dave Skylark. Security concerns dictate the matter be discussed in person. Okay, great. Where do you do that? We will meet at latitude 40.1326. Longitude 123.9889. I'm not totally familiar with my longitudes and latitudes. Where is that again? Fifty kilometers west of Dandong, northeastern China. Did you just say "China"?
The Interview