Whoa! Holy shit, this is awesome. Segway! I've always wanted to ride one of these things. Go ahead, Jay, make a wish. Anything you could think of.
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# So you know that when you die # He's gonna recommend you # To the spirit in the sky # Spirit in the sky # Right? Do you love it? Do you love it?
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# Love you # # When I die and they lay me to rest # Gonna go to the place that's the best # When I lay me down to die Look! What?
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Fuck you, Craig. I'm scared. It's scary by myself. It's way better with more people.
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Jonah. Okay. Shit. Craigers, you feeling lucky?
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Dude, this is so... Wow. What do we do now? Yeah.
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Listen, Jay... Oh, shit.
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Ah, fellas. Yeah. Yes.
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Craig!
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If you don't assassinate him... We already quit. ...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.
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Let's do all the drugs. I don't really want to. Should have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy.
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Over here. What? Over here, over here. Here. What? Shit, shit.
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Ah...
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Why not? Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way. I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man. You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker. Like, I'm sorry. Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy? I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here! "Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks. What if he's the rapist? Man, even if he is a rapist, he can't rape all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not... I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us? If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it. Seth, back me up, please. We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy? What do you want to do? I'll do whatever you want to do. Let's vote on it. Yeah, I fucking vote you let me in. Here's my vote. Fuck all of you. I'm letting him in. This is boring.
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What the fuck was that? That's Hebrew. That's not Hebrew. It's fuckin' Latin or something like that. I went to Hebrew school for six years. That's not Hebrew.
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Fatalities.
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Did you hear that? Yeah, that was a creak.
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You will drown in a river of blood. The End of Days is here. You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. Judgment Day is upon you. The Apocalypse is nigh!
