I particularly enjoyed the Miley Cyrus camel toe episode. The camel toe episode. That was good. I've never heard this expression before. But after seeing it, it is a perfect representation of her vagina. It is. It looked exactly like that. Yeah. - It's very deep. - Very deep. Quite a moose knuckle. You Americans are so creative with your sexual innuendos. - We do it very well. - Many animal references. Oh, yes, tons.
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Goodbye, Dave.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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They selected me.
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Maybe you're right.
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Right. Well, can we look inside? Fuck, yeah, we can. Come on.
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A revolution Aaron and I had started. - Of course, in a tale like this... - Malcolm. You might expect to find some...
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I'm 31 years old. The fact that I am running a country is batshit crazy.
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- Yes, I pee and poo. - So you have a butthole? I've got a butthole, and it's working overtime. You are awesome.
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Desperately. Because I could never get it... from my father when I was a kid.
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- Let's get the fuck out of here. - Wait! The puppy. - What happened to your hand? - Someone bit my fucking fingers off. - That's just like Frodo! - Whoa! Shit!
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Oh, my God!
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That way. It's an old mining tunnel. - Holy shit, where does that go? - West. Away from Pyongyang. Keep moving until you reach the coast. I wish you both luck. You sound like you're not coming with us. - I have to go to Pyongyang. - Right back into the snake pit! I can't leave North Korea. I just helped plunge it into chaos! So did we. I'm okay with leaving. I have to ensure that the power does not transfer to the wrong hands. I can't deny that we have chemistry.
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You know, this is so weird. You are, like, the coolest guy. But a lot of people say... that you're batshit crazy.
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Go!
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Me too.
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Nice.
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Fine. - Are you serious right now? - Yeah. - Do you promise you'll do this? - If you promise you'll never leave. - If you promise, I promise. - Same time. - One, two, three. Promise. - Promise. - Okay. - Okay. That's all we had to say. - Don't put me through that. - Fine. Okay. I hate it when we fight. No, this is not a joke, okay? - I think you're being condescending. - Look, look, look. One sec. Shut up, I'm on the phone, okay? Dude. The fuck, man?! That was John Kerry's office. Forget that oak tree-looking fuck. This tops it. The Times printed it about North Korea. Read the bottom. After all the death-camp shit. "Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people... with cries for the destruction of the United States of America... he is known to be an avid consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are The Big Bang Theory..." And...?