Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now. We're gonna sing to all the ladies. All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice. # Take your panties off # Take your panties off # Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me # Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? # I'll do one of them things.
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I have no idea what he's talking about honestly. Did anybody get sucked up into the sky? I didn't see anything. I don't know what he's talking about. You were there with me. What are you saying? All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished. I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky. You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're... It's not over! It's okay. Just relax.
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Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip! It's too late for you! You're already in the hole! What the fuck are you talking about? Get the fuck out of my way!
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No, okay, ask Seth. He was... You were there. Tell them. Seth, what the fuck's he talking about?
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My face! What's happening to me? What's happening? Oh, my God!
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Oh, shit, that's embarrassing.
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Jesus! Oh, shit!
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This way. We're almost there! We're so close!
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Hey, you guys okay? Are you guys okay? There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that? That was insane. Fuck, no. We can't feel anything in here. This place is a fucking fortress. That wasn't an earthquake, man. That was something way fucking crazier. No... What's crazier than an earthquake? There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky and people getting sucked up into the sky. He's on hallucinogens. Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart. Keep going, man. What are you talking about?
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- Yes. - Animal style! Oh, my fuck! - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Move! Move! Move, move, move, move! This place is safe! This place is not safe! Craig, where you going, man? It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck! Move, move, move, come on! Get out of my way. Move, girl! - Oh, my God, Seth! - Oh, shit! Seth. What the fuck? Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass!
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28.1s
What the fuck? Oh, God! What the fuck is happening? Paul! What's happening? All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up. Who took my fucking cell phone, man? Martin, empty your pockets! What? I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people. I've thrown it away. I didn't take your fucking cell phone. 310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
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There were people, and they were there, and they got sucked up into the sky. Jay. Sucked up into the sky? Nobody got sucked up in here. I got sucked off here.
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Just run! Keep running! Oh, my fuck!
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We're going back to Franco's. Why?
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
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Rihanna!
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19.2s
You heard the TV. The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes. We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay? A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first? Actors. Famous people. They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room, you guys'll come. The point is, is that we're all gonna get out of this first.
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Ow! Shit! You okay? No, I'm not okay! Fuck your house, Franco! My house didn't do that! Aah!