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Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey. How's it going, man? Yeah, good. So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie. When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man? Okay, thank you. Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man. Give me the Seth Rogen laugh. Seth Rogen, everybody. All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos. Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
This Is the End
38.9s
What the hell was that? It's already going crazy out there, guys. We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay? I'm a victim. I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me. When I was a kid, I had man-titties. The bullies held me down, they tittie-fucked me. That's what's happening out there right now. That's right, we are all soft. Yeah. We are all soft! We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man. Yeah. We soft as baby shit. As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man? Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to the painting, man? We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up? We got to protect ourselves. We don't know how long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill. There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there. This is Obey, man! If you get out the way! This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig? Guys, help. Help. Help. Get off.
This Is the End
49.2s
Oh, it's so bright in here. It is fucking bright. Oh, I'm so high. There's so many delicious choices. What do I do? I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay. Excuse me, would it be possible for my daughter to use your restroom? She's really got to go. Read the sign. Customers only. Seriously? Why the fuck you think I put up the sign? It's okay, Dad. I can hold it. Let's just buy something for your mother. Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh? This cash register lady is mean. I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me? When I'm stoned, I can't do this. I think I'm just gonna head back to your place. I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's. Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen if you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay? I hate it in there. I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
This Is the End
53.6s
It's better with more people. Hey, guys... - Jesus Christ. - Jesus! Sorry. Franco has this crazy open floor plan. I can hear every word you guys are saying. I might as well hang with you guys if that's cool. Nice. Coming in hot. I gonna grab a blanket from you. Give me that blanket. Get in the middle of it. That's good. That's it. It feels so much more safe now, guys. It's nice here. Should we spoon it? Yeah, you want to? No! Want to go... Dick to butt? No. My butt to you and then Jay. I don't want to butt to dick to anything. Are you docking into me? You're doing tip to me? Or what are you doing? Should we go butt to butt or dick to... Seth and I are gonna go ass to ass. Do you want to go front to front? No, I'm fine just going dicks up. Dicks up? I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what? I'm going Scarface-style. Both of you guys. Wait, yeah. There we go. Yeah. This is the best way. Good night, boys. Good night. Good night. Good night, guys. Night, my sweet guys. Good night. Sweet dreams, fellas.
This Is the End