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- And then you're never gonna leave me. - North Korea's in the Olympics, right? I bet they have an office to communicate with the Olympic Committee... so there's probably some infrastructure for communicating through that. - Those wheels are turning. - If I leave a message for that office... then maybe, if they're a fan, that can actually work. We could interview the most famous man on the planet. Guys, some pictures just came out... where it looks like McConaughey's fucking a goat. - McConaughey goat fuck? - McConaughey goat fuck.
The Interview
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- What was that? - Nothing. It was something. What's the joke? You've got your job, I've got mine. But they're different. Yours is cool. Mine's just a little more serious. What? We have the same job. I report real news. You know, stuff that matters. You report on all the cool: "Who's getting new boobs?" And the fun eating-disorder stuff. You really helped build up 60 Minutes too, right? - It's only been on for 80 fucking years. - Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't say this, but we got an opening at 60 Minutes. - And we could use somebody like you. - Are you serious? I'm fucking with you, man. Come on! You'd be eaten alive at our office. I'm gonna catch up with these guys, but cheers, man, congrats. Or whatever.
The Interview