Oh, Jesus fuck. Why does he keep the long pieces? His head looks like somebody's taint. - You barely look different. - Thanks, man. You said you were bald. I see a little stuff on top. - So freeing! - Rob.
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Yeah. Well, good riddance. I hated that fucking bitch. Really?
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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Kiss her.
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Liar!
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It is. I've been telling you that for weeks now. He fucking honeydicked me. He honeydicked the shit out of me. - Sucks. - You still got that poison?
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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When you're ready.
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I'm happy to have met you, Aaron.
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What am I to do when my father's dying wish was for me to carry his torch?
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"And as the North Korean coastline receded in the distance... we heard the crackle of gunfire.
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I don't think I'll ever be ready, but... Oh, wig's coming off.
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What are you looking at?
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Is it still live?
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- And then you're never gonna leave me. - North Korea's in the Olympics, right? I bet they have an office to communicate with the Olympic Committee... so there's probably some infrastructure for communicating through that. - Those wheels are turning. - If I leave a message for that office... then maybe, if they're a fan, that can actually work. We could interview the most famous man on the planet. Guys, some pictures just came out... where it looks like McConaughey's fucking a goat. - McConaughey goat fuck? - McConaughey goat fuck.
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Kim Jong-un's military forces... targeted an uninhabited South Pacific island... with a 15-megaton thermonuclear ICBM. We're not live anymore. - They cut our feed. - Off the air?! Goddamn it! Rob, put your fucking wig on. They fucked us. Goddamn it! What's going on?
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We obviously have to have him on to do that. So put that together. But we're doing this North Korea thing. - First thing tomorrow. - Book him! - Get him! Get the goat! - On him. Get the goat! I got some questions for that goat.
