Interviewing him. Everyone in North Korea will be watching. No, look, the interview's scripted. His people are never gonna let me ask real questions. - Dave, I am his people. - She controls the broadcast. I can't do political interviews. I do entertainment interviews. - Dude. You can fucking do this. - Yeah? You don't interview with your brain. You interview with your heart. - True. - Your emotion, Dave. You get Kim Jong-un to fucking cry like a baby in front of all of North Korea? They'll know he's not a god.
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The end.
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Shit. Me so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorr... I'm so... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. We would like to discuss a meeting... between the Supreme Leader and Dave Skylark. Security concerns dictate the matter be discussed in person. Okay, great. Where do you do that? We will meet at latitude 40.1326. Longitude 123.9889. I'm not totally familiar with my longitudes and latitudes. Where is that again? Fifty kilometers west of Dandong, northeastern China. Did you just say "China"?
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And did you just say "dong"?
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Where the fuck are they?
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- Hi. - Hey. - Where to? - Mercer and Spring, please.
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- Aaron, I need to talk. - Fuck, it's Dave. Shit. You hide in there. - I'll go deal with him. - Okay. Go, go, go.
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Please, take this printed copy of the questions. It's crucial Dave review them. Officers Koh and Yu will now take you to your room for lunch. Come, American. Time to get even fatter. Great. Thanks, guys.
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Oh, man.
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Okay, so I thought you might enjoy breakfast... and a tour of my home.
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But they do. You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
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Loyalty is what made my father and grandfather so successful. That's right. Hey, listen up. You. Without loyalty... a country is a lawless jungle.
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- What do we do? - He's gonna poo.
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Let me ask you something.
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...hot CIA honeypot bombshell." "Maybe a few drones... or a secret CIA watch." - You got Skype. - So good to see you. Wait, someone else wants to say hi.
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- Oh, no, no! Oh! Oh, no! - Who is that?! - Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! - Keep shooting! Oh, no! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! There's more!
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I live a lonely life, Dave. And it warms my heart to know that there is someone in this world... with whom I can truly be myself.
