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Would you like a drink... or some of Aaron's cocaine? - This is not our coke. This is our... - No, I'm sure it's not. So how can we...? What can we do you for? - To what do we owe the pleasure? - Well, Aaron, Dave... as I'm sure you know already... Kim Jong-un is now capable of nuking all of the West Coast. The point is, we're talking about nuclear nations at war with each other. Nuclear. He does have one tactical advantage over the West. He's more than willing to let millions and millions of his own people die.
The Interview
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Explosions. All over my face. I'm sorry. We had kind of a long night. Why are you telling us all this information? We're telling you this because you two lucky gentlemen... are going to be in a room alone with him. - And congratulations, by the way. - That's right! Which is why we're here. The CIA would love it... if you two could... take him out.
The Interview
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- What the fuck is this? - It's my bag. Wonderful. That's not the bag the CIA gave you. - Oh, that bag? - Yes, that bag. That bag was fugly with a capital "fug"! It was designed to conceal poison that we're gonna smuggle in. Kim is a superfan. He knows I take fashion risks. I show up with that other bag, Kim's gonna be like: "Aw, no. You got ugly bag? You no Skylark. You secret agent. Terminate him." - Where's the fucking poison strip?! - I put the strip in a pack of gum. - They'll never find it. - I am not cool with this. - It's showtime. - "Showtime"? It's not showtime. - Dave Skylark Tonight! - What are you doing? Stop walking. - Hello! - Stop walking. We are going to North Korea. Skylark, which side of President Kim's ass you gonna kiss? Not gonna kiss him, but let's just say... I might give him something special with my hand. You gonna jerk him off? - What? No, that's a double entendre! - Shut the fuck up! - I'm foreshadowing! - Just shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
The Interview
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- What? - With the glasses. Honeycombed me. - What does that mean? - You honeypotted him. - It's "honeypot." - You honeypotted me. - You honeypotted him. - No, I didn't. He said a lot of stupid shit in the last 10 minutes, but you did honeypot him. I bet you got him in here as a honeydick, in case I'm gay. But I'm not. But if I was, I would've seen him coming a mile away. - You honeydicking? - Look. She's not honeypotting you. I'm not honeydicking him. It's very offensive. If you think about it... you're saying because I'm a girl and because I'm attractive... my only use for this agency would be to manipulate men. I think it's offensive too. That's what I said to Aaron. I Said, "That bitch is blind as a bat." Could we please move on? We have a dictator to kill. When handling the ricin strip, operate with extreme caution. Even momentary flesh contact with the exposed strip is fatal. The poison will lay dormant for 12 hours. After it passes the blood-brain barrier, your heart rate would shoot up to 160. Your body will strain to reject the poison by sweating, defecating, vomiting. Within minutes, you will be dead. Got it?
The Interview
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Thank you for joining me, President Kim Jong-un. It is my pleasure, Dave. You know... there is so much misunderstanding about North Korea... and me personally. And I can't think of a man with greater intelligence than you. I am grateful... for this opportunity for my government and for the international community... to forge a better relationship. - So you wanna set the record straight. - Indeed, Dave. Camera three.
The Interview