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Fuck are you guys doing out here? Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right? She's used to eating shitty food anyway. Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want. That's fucked up. Look how tiny she is. She's not even a full seven. She's, like, half a seven. This is a fucking cool thing, man. I, for one, am very excited. I'm a massive Harry Potterfan. What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter. I cannot wait till she wakes up and I can ask her all these amazing questions about how they made those motion pictures. Take it easy, Dumbledore. Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room. Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that. That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah. I'm not calling Craig an elephant. Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean? Yeah, no. That's racist. I wasn't referring to him. I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds. What? This is one girl in a house with six males. Yeah. Really safe. Ideal scenario. She's like a little sister. I think that she needs... It's important that she feels safe. Yeah. And comfortable. And we should be mindful. Who's making her not feel safe? Well, I'm just saying, we should... We don't want to give off a bad vibe. Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes. Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes are you talking about, man? He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe. Hey! Shh! Whoa! What? Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man? Chill out, dude. Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah. He fucking said it. You're the one saying it. No one here is thinking about raping anyone. Shh! Well, you talking about vibes is the only thing that's rapey going on right now. Dude, nothing was rapey till you brought up the rapey vibes. Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude. One who denies it supplies it. I know, it's farts, I get it. Guys, guys, guys. Jay's not rapey.
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19.7s
Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me. I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth. It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there. Okay, okay. Shove it right in there. Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah. You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum. It's not fucking working, man! What the fuck! How do we get it in there? Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
This Is the End
22.8s
Mmm! That is so fucking good. The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. We did break through the floor. Any of you guys would have done the same thing. Oh, man. That fucking hurt. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. I think I did. Hey, what year is this? 19... That's a good... That's a good year. Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What am I doing?
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43.6s
Why not? Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way. I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man. You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker. Like, I'm sorry. Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy? I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here! "Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks. What if he's the rapist? Man, even if he is a rapist, he can't rape all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not... I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us? If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it. Seth, back me up, please. We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy? What do you want to do? I'll do whatever you want to do. Let's vote on it. Yeah, I fucking vote you let me in. Here's my vote. Fuck all of you. I'm letting him in. This is boring.
This Is the End
18.3s
Seth Rogen, you are just the best people. Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it... You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit. It eases the transition. Yeah, right? This is the much-needed foreplay. You know what else I got? Yo, this... A 3-D television. No, you didn't... I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious?
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50.1s
Like an angel. What about the host of the party? # I ain't got no panties on # He ain't got no panties, everybody! # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't nobody got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't no party like a no-panty party # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop # Fuck those panties # Fuck those... # Fuck those panties # Fuck those panties # What's not kid-friendly? There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? Yeah. There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
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