He's got the package. He has the package. What do I do with it? There are people coming. You have to act now. Secure the package. - What do I do with it? - They're coming towards you. You gotta hide that little missile. I have to hide it somewhere? Where?
The Interview
17s
- All right. See? Not so bad. - Yeah, not so bad. - What? - Yeah. - That? - This. - In your bu...? - Asshole. - No! - Yes! - I was picturing like this big. - That I could live with. Soon as you get home, see a proctologist. - I'm afraid to look. - You got fucked by RoboCop, dude.
The Interview
14.7s
Come on! What the fuck?! Why?! Why'd you do that?! Why'd you do that?! Is this what you want?! There! You like it?! You like it?! It's all yours, fuckers! Stay in the room, American.
The Interview
6.1s
Hey. - Did they look in your butt? - No, they didn't look! - It's still in there? - Yes!
The Interview
2.9s
Stop it! Don't hurt me, please!
The Interview
3s
What do I do with it? What do I do with it?
The Interview
2.1s
See? There's nothing in here!
The Interview
1.8s
Oh, God. No!
The Interview
1.3s
What?
The Interview
1.6s
Meaning...?
The Interview
18.1s
I'm gonna talk about Aaron. Before we started working together, my show barely broke the top 15. So I called this professor at the Columbia School of Journalism... that I was having sex with, and I said: "I need someone smarter than anyone in entertainment! I need a real journalist!"
The Interview
24s
What do I do? Comm One, are you seeing this? Zoom in on that thing. What is that? There's something crawling towards Aardvark. What the fuck? What is it? Talk to me. I'm seeing four legs connected to one body. What the fuck are you seeing? - Dog? Big dog? - A big dog? It's like Clifford size. We're talking Falkor in The Neverending Story. It's like a dragon dog. This is like a dragon dog.
The Interview
4.2s
Okay. Okay. Oh, fuck.
The Interview
9.6s
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind Wanting to start again?
The Interview
17.6s
Thank you! Face it, Dave, you have failed. You've made wild allegations, but you have proven nothing. You made this long journey just to show the world that they were right about you. You are incapable of conducting a real interview. You're a joke!
The Interview
3.3s
- Pussy. - Oh, my God.
The Interview
6.1s
Fucked more women than Ellen DeGeneres. Now, it's time for the North Korean people to get their dicks wet.
The Interview
6.5s
I will cap you! I'm exploding with energy. I can't believe this. I feel so alive right now. This is so real.
