They call me incompetent. That's what they said about me when I scored this interview! - No way! - They said, "Dave Skylark is stupid... and incompetent." You're handsome, competent, suave. How dare they? I pretend like their insults don't get to me.
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This is great! This is what you were talking about! I interview this guy. Are you joking? He's the most reclusive leader on the planet. He lives in North Korea. We can't go there. Dave Skylark... gets in anywhere. Do you remember that club? Three-month waiting list. First night. I don't think it's quite the same thing. - There were a lot of Asian girls there. - It's impossible, Dave. Here's what we'll do. We're gonna do that interview. Everyone is gonna take you super-duper seriously.
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He said that my brothers and I were all too feminine.
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Does this thing still run?
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Jake.
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Because I need people's approval.
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Okay.
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Tensions between your nation and South Korea are at a high. It's fair to say that you're on the brink of armed conflict. So what I want to know is... in these times of great stress... do you do karaoke? Yes, I do, Dave. I believe that it is important for those in power... to remain in touch with the beauty in life. You are also a very accomplished painter, aren't you? Well, how can I not be? - He's reading the script. - He lulls them and then he gets them. It's his technique. The beauty guides you. It guides my hand.
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"...And Skylark Tonight."
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Mr. Supreme Leader. I'm Aaron.
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Hey.
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Questions that led a man... once revered as a god... among mortals... ...to cry and shit his pants."
Good evening. I'm Phillip Sterling with a UBS News special report.
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I enjoyed your interview, guys. Now, try not to fuck up your extraction. Get home safe. Guess who's going to America where they don't eat doggies? - And you get all the good stuff. - Let's just go. Can we please go?
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When did the hair begin to go? I would say, around The Outsiders.
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- Man. - Which Way's the coast? I have no idea. Does that do something? - Dogs always run to the sea. - Not true. - You gotta find the sea. - That's not gonna happen. Shit. - Shit, shit, shit! - Protect the puppy! Stop! It's them!
