You're Jay, right? Yeah. Seth's boy? Yeah. How you doing, man? Good to see you. Good. Likewise, likewise. I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.
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Chill. Look. Helicopter! Helicopter!
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God damn! Oh! God damn!
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Shit. It's gone, guys.
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Oh, man.
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Ow.
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Uh... 127 Hours. And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys. Old Faithful. Jesus. Thing's real. No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah. This is an actual revolver. I see. Franco, that's very uncomfortable. Could you put that down, please? Loaded. Love it. Awesome. Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props. That's really cool. Always keep my props. I know how to handle it. He knows what he's doing. I like this bit. I like it. I get it. Let me see. It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that. God damn! Come on, guys! You could kill... Careful. Bang, bang! Jesus! Please, put it down! Oh, fuck! Bang, bang, bang. You're dead. I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow. Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun. Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow. It's a real gun! Bang. It's so funny. It's so funny. Guys, it's funny. It's not funny! We're getting sidetracked. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll just kill myself. No! Don't do that, Jonah! Jesus. Oh, no. Jonah, give it back. I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that. Jonah. I'm so... - Oh, my God. Hey. - Oh, dude. Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus! Would you put the thing down? The whole... I'm trying to have some fun, man. Okay, okay, Jesus. Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside doesn't mean we can't have some fun. We're a bunch of best friends hanging out. It's like a sleepover. Okay, food. How are we gonna deal with this?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. What now? Listen. Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him. Take me. We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours. 127 Hours.
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DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew. You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone. You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation. It was something else. It was Judgment Day. Like Terminator 2? No, not like Terminator 2. For God's sakes. Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet? Like, Skynet went live? No. Will you please stop saying "Skynet"? Well, you're the one that said Judgment Day. The biblical Judgment Day.
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I'm gonna come down here. Oh, yeah, good, yeah. Get in here, man. Get right in there. So, you're gonna... Right here. Right here. I feel better, actually. I like that.
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Whoa. Y'all need this dick? No, we're not using it. All right, I'm gonna take it over here. Careful with that dick. Damn.
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What y'all doing?
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Shit! Shit.
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Hey, this looks beautiful. Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it. It's fucking awesome. It's all new. Those are new. God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh? So this is how the other half lives. Come on. Amazing. Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy! Right? Okay, get ready, Jay. What? I have a little surprise for you. Okay. Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh!
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# Yeah # Am I sexual? # Yeah # Am I everything you need? # You better rock your body now # Everybody # Yeah # Rock your body # Yeah # Everybody # Rock your body right # Backstreet's back, all right # All right # Backstreet's back, all right #
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Hello? Shut the fuck up! What? You yelling that shit for? We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man. Crack you in the head with this frying pan. Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground. What you think this is, Scooby-Doo? We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen, and get as much shit as we can, together! Then we're getting the fuck out of here. All right, all right. All right?
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I'll go with you, Jay. Really? Is it because of our pact upstairs? Nah, 'cause you got them skinny-ass arms. You couldn't carry enough to feed a hamster.