It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
What's happening?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.2s
[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.2s
Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.7s
[groans] We must have vengeance.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
[Rick] All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[upbeat music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
[heavy thumping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
[chomps]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
We're stuck here.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
-Hey, hon. -Hi, Dad.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.9s
These idiotic robots just aren't getting it done. Fortunately, I've been working on something a little more streamlined. [beeping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
15.2s
Put me down. I've got to save my family! [mocking] "I've got to save my family." Everyone says that, but no one has been able to give me a single reason humans are worth saving. Well, you-- Don't say something stupid like, "Ooh, the power of love."