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It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.

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-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.

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[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.

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[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.

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What's happening?

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[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]

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Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.

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Put me down. I've got to save my family! [mocking] "I've got to save my family." Everyone says that, but no one has been able to give me a single reason humans are worth saving. Well, you-- Don't say something stupid like, "Ooh, the power of love."

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[sighs]

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[overlapping robot voices] Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop.

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[smacks lips] So, guys, I guess we're receiving some Congressional Medal of Honor or something. We have to go to Washington, DC. Do you guys want to fly or… ♪ On my way ♪ -♪ On my way, on my way ♪ -[Mitchells laughing] ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ Heal my broken heart ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over Heal my broken heart ♪ ♪ Looking back around Like I need your permission ♪ ♪ Know it's always hard When you know what you're missing ♪ ♪ Walk a little further To the unfamiliar ♪ ♪ Ripping out the pages It won't kill ya ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ ♪ I'm gonna reach new heights With every fall ♪ ♪ I'm gonna be all talk But do it all ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ Seeing what's in front of me I got double vision ♪ ♪ Take a deep breath, make a decision ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ Heal my broken heart ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ [song ends] [upbeat music playing]

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[Pal] You think this is fooling anyone? Even when they're being nice to each other… -The world needs you. -…they're pretending. I need you.

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-[Rick whispering] Up there! Shh! Quiet! -[Katie whispering] I made up the plan! [Mitchells whispering] [singsongy] Where are those Mitchells?

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-[siren wailing] -[man] There's no signal! -[sobbing] -[clamoring] Does anyone wanna take pictures of my food?

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[action music continues] [whooshing] [screaming, frantic chatter] [grunting] [action music continues]

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You can't stop us. You're just a human. [grunts] I'm not just a human.

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They're not easy.

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