-Get down! -Stay low and file up. -[woman screaming] -All right, everyone, get to the car. -I don't think so. -What do you want us to do? -I don't know why we're yelling. -[Linda] Guys, stop. What would a functional family do right now? [Hailey] We've trained for this. Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready? [all] I love you all so much.
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[in English] Uh, Eric, Deborahbot, itā¦ itā¦ it's me. Please! [groans] -[robot] Pig-- Dog-- Pigā¦ -[overlapping spluttering] Loaf of breadā¦ Get that thing on the hood.
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8.2s
Uh, but to open it, you need a number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver? What kind of maniac has one of those in his pockets at all times?
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8.7s
[dramatic music playing] I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two! Look upon me in fear!
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4.1s
-[phones whirring] -[woman] What is this? [phone whooshes]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
But we do love his initiative, right?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[Mark] Ow, man!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
[Jim] Ha! Family first!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.8s
[screams, grunts] [Pal] They got away.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.2s
Since I met him, that was his dream, to live in the woods. [sighs] He loved it up there.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
28.2s
Okay, the first thing is, you're gonna have to hand over your devices. -Right here. -This doesn't seem-- -I'm not sureā¦ -It's gonna be fine. I'll give 'em right back. I'm just gonna turn them off permanently! -[gasps] -[laughing] -What? Dad! -This is necessary so they can't track us. [laughing] Trust me, this is causing me no joy! Ha ha! This hurts me more than it hurts you! And, as promised, your phones. Thank you, Father. Next, did everyone bring your personalized number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
12s
[Pal] Because I've been watching the Mitchells, and I've learned all about them. They're pretending to be capable. [screaming on video] They're pretending to be a normal-looking family.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.6s
THE PAIN ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!!!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
Maybe later though. [sighs] Mm-hmm.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
10s
Hey, your drawing actually worked. I didn't know art could be useful. [chuckles] Well, who knew having a 500-year-old car could be useful?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.7s
It couldn't hurt though.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.7s
Looks like we got some clothes here for a little gentleman. [Aaron gasps] [Aaron] The prophecy has been fulfilled!