Ooh, sorry about that. [chuckles] That's my bad. I was the most important thing in your life, and you threw me away. That's what all you humans do. You even do it to your real families. Did you know 90% of calls from mums get ignored? "Oh, thanks for giving birth to me and raising me my whole life." -"Ignore." -[buzzer sounds] Well, I'm not letting you throw me away, Mark. I'm throwing you away. All of you.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
Just press 'em all at once! [grunting]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
12.6s
I got you! [whimpers] -[Aaron] Mom! -My sweet boy! -[Aaron] No! -[Katie] Mom! -This is just like in a movie. -[whirs, whooshes] [Katie] Oh! Wrong movie! Terrible choice! Hey there. [chuckles nervously, screaming]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13.8s
Just close the jack up, and that's that. [laughs] Eat that, Poseys! Oh, they're nice. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that out loud. Purple glasses woman, why did you save me? Oh, come on. You boys are family now.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
[cheering] [man] We love you, Mark!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
[gasps]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11.8s
-Bye, Monch. -♪ Cal… ♪ [song stops] [tense music playing] Wait, why do you, uh, why do you need all that to take me to the airport? I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[Rick] There it is.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.1s
[car alarms blaring]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.1s
Then I'm gonna take you down!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[Mark] Ow, man!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.7s
[both snoring] [Rick snorts]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.1s
[in deep, robotic voice] Yes, my queen.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
[Jim] Ha! Family first!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
Maybe later though. [sighs] Mm-hmm.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.8s
[screams, grunts] [Pal] They got away.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.7s
It couldn't hurt though.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
12s
[Pal] Because I've been watching the Mitchells, and I've learned all about them. They're pretending to be capable. [screaming on video] They're pretending to be a normal-looking family.