-[screams] -[thunder crashing] ["(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[Mark] …or your pocket. That's why we created Pal, the world's first smart personal assistant. We wanted her to be a new member of your family. A smarter one. [chuckles] -[laughter] -[phone chimes] I'll always be there for you, Mark. Thanks, Pal. [crowd] Aw. And after all those years, she is completely obsolete! -[laughter] -Boom! -It is time to move on. -[audience cheering] 'Cause your digital assistant just got an upgrade. -Meet Pal Max… -[electronic music playing] …the newest member of the Pal Labs family.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Behold! The twilight of man. [Furbies laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
[fast banjo music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.2s
Oh. I saw you were on vacation on Instagram. I didn't know you were here in Kansas.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.9s
I just-- [sighs] I just don't want to see her get hurt.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[groans] Not so hard!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[squelching]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2s
You… you really mean that?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.2s
[robot] Great leader, things with the Mitchell family went poorly. -[groans] -[static crackles]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.3s
Mom, you're hugging too tight. You love it. You love it! [chuckles] I do love it.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.8s
Is this happening everywhere?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.6s
-Where are they hiding? -[indistinct whispering]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.8s
Hey, be gentle. This is a $1,000 hoodie. Wh… what is this?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.9s
Oh. That's pretty good.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.9s
These idiotic robots just aren't getting it done. Fortunately, I've been working on something a little more streamlined. [beeping]