- Phil! - Phil! Jesus. - Phil? You're okay. - Fuck me. Give us back our monkey. What monkey? Get your own monkey!
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- Uh, Teddy's seasick, actually. - Seasick? Teddy's been a maritime deck cadet since he was 9. Well, that's weird, because he's puking everywhere. I'm gonna tell you something that you did not know. I don't like you. - Yeah, I knew that already. - My daughter chooses you... that's her problem. - Hey, it's Phil Winnick. Listen, I apologize. We've been reeling in some crazy marlin, and I just want...
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Phone. Phone. Who is it? Answer. Lauren's dad. It just reminded me. - Answer it. - I can't. He might know something about Teddy. We still have a shot. - I can't. - Get your head back into the fucking game.
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I'm just gonna forget about it. - Never happened. - Right.
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That might be harder to go away, but in time it'll happen. That's what I'm gonna do.
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Oh, I got shot. Fuck! Fuck, guys. It's all right, Phil. We'll figure this all out and get the monkey back. I promise. No one gives a fuck about the monkey, Alan! Oh, shit, look at my arm. What the fuck is going on?! Stu, am I gonna be okay? You're a doctor. I don't know. Let me look, let me look.
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I made love to a man with boobies. Listen, I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this. But we just found out about it. And then we forget. That's what we do. I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it. - You have? - Yeah. You just forget. It goes away.
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What? What? Stu, come here. No, look at it. Stuart Price, get your ass back over here! - You got shot! - I know! - Hey. - Yo. You all right? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. Actually, bullet just grazed my arm. Eight stitches.
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Come on. Any time, Alan. He's pointing a gun at us. This is our monkey. Alan, no one's getting shot over a fucking monkey. Hand him over now. Oh, God, I never get to keep no monkeys.
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- Hello? - Who takes an all-day fishing trip... the day before a wedding? Yeah, ha, ha. I guess it was kind of stupid. Put Teddy on the phone.
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What did he say? What did he say?! He said, "Fuck you and your question."
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Stu, it's not the end of the world. I'm sorry, but I am so confused.
