Let's see where this one goes. Mr. Stubbles has something to say. What was that? He says that his skin's very dry. It needs to be moisturized. Jerry, put down Mr. Stubbles. So help me God. What's happening here? I think he's about to masturbate in Hoagie's childhood bedroom. Oh, no. It's the ultimate act of dominance. I'm gonna stay here until you come.
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No. Okay. Cute.
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I head for the door to escape. Sable blocks it.
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Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Babe? Suz? Sue? - Jerry. Oh, my God.
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I met Jerry in AA. You see, people, I got a lot of problems. Anger issues. I left my wife. I have many kids. And this man got me to turn to the cloth. It was a low point in my life. There was jail time involved. I briefly converted to Islam. I lost a long legal battle with Jo-Ann Fabrics. During that time, I got to know Jerry and Susan as a couple. And that is a true blessing. What's the difference between Episcopalian and Lutheran? Episcopalians don't eat fish. That's pescatarian. That's not a religion. They're all fanatics. I don't know.
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Ah, amateurs.
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...and yet, also simple. And we are global...
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There's three days left in May. That gives us 63 hours to round up the guys and get him. Great. We can talk about this over dinner. What? No, no, no. We have to go now! Don't you have bathrooms to clean or something?
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Jerry's quitting. What? Bullshit. I swear to God. End of this season, he's retiring. Well, okay. But, uh, lam in the middle of an interview. So can I-- - Wall Street Journal, that's so coo“ - Oh, thank you. No, thank you, by the way, 'cause this was the distraction I needed. You get Bob talking about himself... It is just a feedback loop. Non-stop. - Can we talk about this outside, please? - Yeah. Can we talk about this outside? I'll be right back. I promise.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. So sorry. Wow. Okay.
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Come on! Shit! No.
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Really? Plus he sobs after he comes. Okay. Wow. It's okay, Callahan. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, you know what? You guys are all 12-year-olds. Oh, Chilli. Hey, Cheryl, I want to reconnect. Oh, yeah. - What's happening now? - Oh, Bob! Yeah, I'm just... Oh, I'm just feeling the vibes. I mean, who wants to have sex with a guy named Bob? "Oh, Bob." Just doesn't sound right. "Oh, Bob." -"Oh, Bob." -"on, Bob." -"Bob. Bob, Bob." -"Oh, Robert." "Bob." I wasn't gonna text you, you know? I didn't wanna mess with you when you were married. No, I think that's nice. Respectful. If I knew he was dead, I would have texted right away. All right. Okay. - No! Please don't leave on that! - No, it's fine. We're good. We're good. I'm just gonna use the ladies' room. - I'll see you later. - Okay. - It's nice to see you. - It's great to see you. You too.
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You're it, baby!
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But what about yours? What about you? If you don't focus on the other dicks, those dicks will plug up the places you wanna go. What about mentally going into each of those holes and unplugging every one of those dicks. Pulling out, pulling out, pulling out.
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We've known her since grade school.
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Sweetie.
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Well, we're not gonna break Fort Knox here. Fuck, man. All right. - I was really excited about that story. - Good to see you, buddy. - Good luck, man. - Look, look, look.