My friends and I do this thing. It's this really weird game.
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OCR by Shovon Khan
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Should we stop him, or... I'm not getting near him. He's swinging that bat around.
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"Did you guys really think I would be home?"
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- Sweetie. - Hoagie? Be careful.
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We can't tag Jerry.
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Okay, then maybe I will cause a big scene and get arrested also. Then, once we both get to jail, I'll just... What? Bribe a guard? Be put in my cell? Yeah, I figured you'd say that. It's pretty obvious. Hoag, you have to realize that's gonna take hours, during which time I'll have fashioned a shiv from my toothbrush and used it to murder my cellmate. You'd just shiv your cellmate? Don't worry. He's a bad person who's done terrible things, so justice is served.
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Let's get him. Whoo! That was invigorating.
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Unless I come first. You sly dog.
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Makes sense. I'm not buying this.
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This ain't no fucking game.
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I'm sorry, Lou. I'm so sorry. How are you'? How's your mom? - Fantastic. - Oh, that's good. - Fit as a fiddle. - Tell her I said hi. I will, for sure. She'll love hearing that. And fuck you. I don't wanna be in this bar anyway. - Okay, okay. - We're gonna wait outside. Look forward to catching up with y'all. Whoo! Listen, I'll tell you everything you need to know about Jerry if you tag me just one time. It is all I ask. I will spill. Why Can't I tag you?
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Do you promise to love, honor, cherish, and protect her forsaking all others, holding only to her forever more? I do. I mean, this is actually kind of beautiful. It really is, man. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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I'm afraid I can't help you out with that, boys. - Really? - Yeah, you see, Jerry and I struck a little deal. I say nothing about his whereabouts, and then I get to play tag next year. - Jerry made that deal with you? - Oh, yeah.
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It sounds like there are some fundamental trust issues.
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You know what that means. No, I don't know what that means.