- Set him up. Knock him down. - Oh, my God! - Good idea. - All right, fair and square. - I'm it, right? - Yes. And now you're it.
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You didn't fuck up my wedding, Hoagie. Come on.
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Oh, I have to show you pictures of our kids.
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2.4s
Idiot. I give him a wake-up call.
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1.1s
That's my fault.
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1.1s
Shake!
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1.4s
You just can't catch him.
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3s
Kevin, you're really focused on other dicks.
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1.8s
Look, understand two things, Hoagie.
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1.8s
He might be, right?
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5.9s
"The wedding celebration of Susan and Jerry. "Saturday, May 31st." He's a sitting duck!
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4.8s
Or champion. Just let us deflower you. We'll be gentle.
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What? For the entire month of May, every year, we play tag. Just like when we were kids. But we're not on a playground, and we all live in different cities. So you don't ever know when someone's gonna pop up. You could be shopping at the mall, and then your buddy jumps out of the trunk and, boom, tags you. You're it. Here's the craziest part. Our buddy, Jerry, never been tagged. What do you mean he's never been tagged? You never put your hand on his body? Not during the month of May. For like, 30 years. Why don't you just go over to his house and tag him?
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3.6s
- It's not that easy. - Why not? Because...
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25.2s
So kind of a rough start. That was pretty standard, actually. Yeah, Jerry's extreme. The masturbation was fake, but the pleasure was real. I mean, I've said it before, but we're not gonna tag him because, you know, he's better at tag than us. I'm obviously going to be the one that tags Jerry. I've been working with this Japanese guy. Sensei. He knows zero karate. Oh, he doesn't know karate. He's claiming to know karate?
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That three o'clock. - You didn't say which time zone, man! - There's no time zones. Why didn't you just point the first time? Next time, just point. It's that way. Go! - Okay. - GO, go: Go, Sable, go!
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We thought it'd be really funny to hide in there, but then we overheard way too much. Yeah, buddy, you're clearly going through a lot of shit.
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5.1s
Who are you right now? - What? - You're freaking me out. I feel like I don't even know you. You're like this foreign person.