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Jerry, how are you in my room right now? We're all in my room. No, of course I'm not there. I'm here. In my basement.

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Yeah. Just picked up the tux. All right, see you soon, babe.

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Do you wanna get a drink? Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna head home. Can I give you a ride?

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We gotta join forces. We get Jerry now, or we die.

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Ah! It still smells the same.

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Idiot. I give him a wake-up call.

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Okay. Good luck.

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Well, that happened. Onward.

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He doesn't know karate. I don't think he knows karate. Well, then what does he call it when I roundhouse kicked him in 10th grade? Callahan and Chilli did get in a huge fight sophomore year of high school and Callahan did just tag Chilli with a beautiful roundhouse kick. But in Chilli's defense, when Callahan kicked him... He shit in his pants! Yeah, okay, that never happened. And it's nice to actually get an opportunity to address it directly. By all means. I'm all ears. I mean, I was very sweaty. It was warm out. The sweaty ass defense? He's been banging that drum for years. Hottest October on record, if I recall. Look it up. Wall Street Journal, you have fact checkers for this exact scenario, right? Mmm-hmm. Yeah. While you're at it, can you have the fact checkers look into if The Maury Povich Show is staged? 'Cause it feels staged, but he swears it's not staged. But they do the exact same thing every time. What?

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That is not true.

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Hoagie, I miss you so much! What are you doing with Mr. Stubbles? This little guy got you through a lot of troubles in life, didn't he? All right, Jerry.

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All right, it's all ready for you, Dad.

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- What? Still? - What? It was dollar margarita night, Lou. Hey, I don't make the rules. Fuck you, Lou.

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Fair enough. Okay, anyway, I have an idea. - Anybody want to hear it? - Yes. - What is it? - Jerry's gym.

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Jerry, is that Cheryl Deakins?

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Did you...

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I see that you've been rejecting fashion trends and haircuts and maybe hygiene. I respect that. Well, I think respect is the key to the beginning of rebuilding a friendship. - Is that a saying? Maybe? - Yeah, sure. Who said that? I don't know. I wanna hear about this husband of yours.

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Well, Lou, that is a real shame because I was gonna introduce you to Rebecca, who is writing an article about tag for The Wall Street Journal. How cool is that? - So cool. - Isn't that exciting? Is there any way that Lou could be in your article? Oh, yeah. Right? It's an interesting angle, right? Probably has to be a story for that to happen, right? What do you mean, there has to be a story?

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