Ah! I told you you had the wrong guy, little boy. Damn, Alan, what the fuck you got me into? - You know him? - This is the guy that sold me the bad drugs. - How you doing? - I didn't sell you no fucking bad drugs. - Wait. He sold you the Ruphylin? - Ruphylin? I sold you that Ru...? Wha...? - Who gives a shit? Where is Doug? - I am Doug. - Your name's Doug? - Yes, I'm Doug. His name's Doug too. Ha. Classic mix-up. Come on. - Hey, Chow. You gave us the wrong Doug. - Not my problem. No, fuck that shit. Now, you give us our 80 grand back and take him with you! - No. Come on. I'll be your Doug. - Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, I take him back. Right after you suck on these little Chinese nuts.
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So, what do you guys got under there? Just a whole bunch of "mind your own business."
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All right, to a night we'll never remember...
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Oh, fuck!
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STU: This is so illegal.
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...but the four of us will never forget.
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[PHONE LINE RINGING] [COUGHS] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Hello? - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil. Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out. PHIL: Yeah, listen. We fucked up. Thanks for the lift back to town.
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- Give him the money, Stu. - Okay.
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But it wasn't ecstasy, Alan, it was roofies! ALAN: You think I knew that, Stu?
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...but a minor speed bump... ...in an otherwise very long and healthy marriage. - Cheers. - Cheers. Short and sweet.
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- It was a real pleasure meeting you. - Fuck off. - I'm getting my bartender's license. - Suck my dick. No, thank you.
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Yeah, we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car... ...with a missing child in the back seat. Which part of this is fun?
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DOUG: How the hell did you find this place? Don't worry about it. Oh!
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Sorry, Alan. You know what? We'll search the car for clues and everything's gonna be okay. [CAR APPROACHING] PHIL: Oh, shit. I can't watch. Just tell me what it looks like.
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Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. STU: And one water.
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STU: There it is. PHIL: Hear, hear. DOUG: Hey, thanks, guys.
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ALAN: Hey, I found him! He's over here! - Oh, shit.
