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1m6s
Listen, I'm gonna tell you something. I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life, man. - This guy? - This guy is out of his mind. What's going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker? I thought he was gonna eat my dick. What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me? No, no. It's not that, Eddie. Uh, it's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened here last night. Yeah, was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here? [LAUGHS] You are cracking my balls, man. I love these guys. Zolea, what are you doing? Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on. Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain. But this is Vegas. You want intimacy, forget it. You're gonna get sex. That's it here, man. No problem for me, though. You want chicks? I can get you beautiful chicks... ...from the Eastern Bloc. No questions. Clean, tight. The tits like that, the nipple like that. Obviously we were here. We're looking for our friend Doug. - Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey. - Yeah. - You saw him? Of course. Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?
The Hangover
28.4s
- You sure? I mean, you love this car. - Doug, it's just a car. Just make sure to put some Armor All on the tires so the sand doesn't seep in. Absolutely. That's easy. Oh, and, uh, don't let Alan drive, because there's something wrong with him. DOUG: Understood. Oh, and Phil either. I don't like him. I will be the only one driving this car. I promise. Good. Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
The Hangover
20.4s
Stu, how much you got in the bank? About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding. You're already married, so we're good there. Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something. It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people? - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.
The Hangover
27.8s
We look at these pictures together, okay? One time. - And then we delete the evidence. - I say we delete it right now. Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I wound up in the hospital. - Yeah, it's in there. - Guys, one time. - Deal? - Deal. - Deal. - Okay. Oh, dear Lord! ALAN: That's classic!
The Hangover
1m3s
- These mugs. This hat. This car. - Hey! It's all evidence of a night that never happened. That is why we're torching all of it. Whoa, I'm a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay? I'm all for secrecy, but I'm not gonna torch a cop car. - Fine. I'll do it. - Can I help? - Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that? Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret, light it on both ends, put it in. They're attracted to the gas lines. - What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah. Or a tamed raccoon, but it's a lot of trouble. ALAN: If you wanna... - Does it matter if it's tamed? Yeah, because if it's untamed, it won't take the kerosene as well. [CELL PHONE RINGING] PHIL: Is it Doug? - I don't have it. PHIL: It's Doug, it's Doug. Uh, it's Melissa. - Don't answer. - I have to. She's called twice already! - Can I ride shotgun? PHIL: Don't touch me. Hey, sweetheart, how are you? There you are. This is the third time I'm trying you. I know. The reception up here's crazy. I think it's all the sequoia trees, block the signal. Ugh, I hate that. So how was it last night? Ah, it was really fun, actually. It was quiet, but it was a good time.
The Hangover
37s
[ALAN GRUNTING] [LAUGHING] Funny fat guy fall on face. You okay? All right, we got the money. Eighty grand, cash. Throw it over. Then I give you Doug. Um, I'm sorry. First of all, good morning. And we didn't catch your name last night. Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow. Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu. And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug... ...before we give you the money, just to verify that he's okay. - Lf that's cool. - Of course, Stu. That is cool.
The Hangover
18.7s
Yeah. I just wish we could actually remember some of it. - Hey, guys? Look what I found. - Whoa, that's my camera. - It was in the back seat of the car. - Oh, Go... Are there photos on it? Yeah. Some of it's even worse than we thought. - No fucking way. Give me that. - Wa... Wa... Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
The Hangover