STU: And 100, 200, 300, 400. With all this, that's $82,400. - Oh, goddamn it. I don't fucking believe it. - Whoo! - Alan, you're the man. - You are too, Phil. We should come back next week, take the whole city down. Oh, I'm free next week. Or we could just focus on getting Doug back, right now. Uh, you know what? Next week's no good, the Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that is totally fine. I think it's safe to say that our luck has officially turned around, guys. - We are back, baby. We are fucking back. - We're back. Classic. [SINGING] We are back, we are back PHIL: That's right. We are getting Doug back And we're the three best friends That anybody could have We're the three best friends That anyone could have We're the three best friends That anyone can have And we'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever Leave each other We're the best three friends That anybody could have I mean, the three best friends That anybody could have That's right, the three best friends That anybody can have PHIL: Now what? - Give him the signal. - What signal? - Flash your lights. Let him know it's on. - What's on? - The deal. Of course it's on. We just drove 30 miles into the desert. He knows it's on. Phil, just do something.
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Okay, this is interesting. Your blood work came in this morning. Wow.
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- Tell me what? - Careful, Doug. These women...
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- You wanted to see me? - Yeah. - Congratulations, buddy. - Congratulations to you. - You had us worried there for a second. - Sorry. How was Vegas?
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[SIGHS] It's not gonna be like that. Besides, you know how I feel about that. I know, I know. It's just boys and their bachelor parties, it's gross. You're right, it is gross. Mm-mm.
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- You sure? I mean, you love this car. - Doug, it's just a car. Just make sure to put some Armor All on the tires so the sand doesn't seep in. Absolutely. That's easy. Oh, and, uh, don't let Alan drive, because there's something wrong with him. DOUG: Understood. Oh, and Phil either. I don't like him. I will be the only one driving this car. I promise. Good. Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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- Remember to put Armor All on the tires? - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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MELISSA: Don't forget your Rogaine.
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- Yeah. - Why would I ever need, like... - You're right. And if you ever do... - What? ...I will fucking kick your ass.
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Using of the Rogaine, check. Make sure to call me right when you get to the hotel... ...not like that conference in Phoenix. I had to wait two hours for you to call me. Yeah, I was the keynote speaker. I was late to the podium. - Still? - Yeah, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
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Hey, Sid.
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- Stu? You avoiding me? - Hey. Melissa. Oh, my God. What happened to your tooth?
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And you know what else, honestly? Why would I risk this for, you know, a couple of minutes... ...of some 19-year-old hard body in a schoolgirl outfit?
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STUDENT: Hold on, I got it. Ahem, do you have to park so close? - Yeah. What's wrong? - I shouldn't be here. Why is that, Alan? I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.
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- What is the matter? MELISSA: I don't know. I hope you're not gonna go to some strip club when you're up there. STU: Melissa, we're going to Napa Valley. I don't even think they have strip clubs in wine country. Well, I'm sure if there is one, Phil will sniff it out.
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"Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.
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STU: Rogaine, check. And don't forget to use it. I can totally tell when you forget, your hair just looks thinner.
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Thank you, guys. Or should I say, "Thank you, Stu"? You're welcome. It's only because I love you.
