I'm gonna set up an lnstagram account for you. Please don't. Rachel Ditmus is the only bridesmaid with a private lnstagram account. She's been wanting you to finger bang her since the sixth grade.
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I don't think she means interesting in a good way. - Get in, Bob. - Fine! Fuck it, I'm going.
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Hey, who's this with you? Oh, this is Rebecca. She's a reporter. Very famous. Did they, uh, mention that I haven't been tagged in 30 years 'cause they suck at this game? Extensively. Never been tagged. Just saying. I can't believe you would rather not invite your closest friends to your wedding than risk getting tagged. Hey, Bob, look, you're here, ain't you? Right? I knew you'd come. Cookie, the valet needs the keys. Hi, baby. Come here, honey. Come here. We didn't invite you. - Yeah. Sorry. - Uh, guys. This is Susan, my soon-to-be-bride. - Hi. Nice to meet you, Susan. - Hey. - Hi. - She'll explain why. It's just... I know it sounds really crazy. It's just, everyone on my mother's side have had May weddings, and I don't want my wedding ruined over... I swear, I don't wanna be that woman, but I do feel like that woman is kind of understandable in this situation. Don't make excuses, baby. You don't have to. Come on. Look, I already broke a fucking window. What are we gonna do here, guys?
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This is the year we get Jerry. - Oh, we're not gonna get Jerry. - He said the same thing. No, no. I said the same thing. We got a plan, all right?
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Sable?
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And all the guys were there for me when my father died. I think your dad would have really wanted you to be it in this moment.
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Big Lou, thank you, buddy. - Thank you. - Yeah, you bet.
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Well, eight.
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You ain't getting me today, man. I'm not losing. There's only one problem, Chilli. On, yeah? What's that? I'm not it.
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You know what? You should consider some alternative snacks.
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GO! Go! Come and get it, bitches!
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Hoagie, what are you doing?
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For real?
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They get all the chicks. What? How long has it been since you've seen her? About 10 years for me. How about you?
How'd you know it was me? I'd know that faint smell of sativa and Old Spice anywhere. Yeah. I had to get a little stoned. I can't be sober at these things. They're awful.
