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- Super good. - It was? - Yeah, I got a lot done. - Great. Oh, what, you think I faked my business call to Beijing like you faked hurting your knee? You know what, dude? I'm sick of this shit, Bob. - You're it. How about that? - No! Pass. - You can't pass. And you can't tag back. - You're it. I pass. - Oh, my God. - It's like literally the first rule. - You're it! You're it! You're it! - You cannot tag me back! - I'll rewrite the fucking rule book! - Shut up! Why're you acting like children?

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- Go! Go! Go! - Did you get him? - Start the car! - I started it. I started it. Everybody put their seat belts on. Go! Go! Go! - Everybody in. - Hold on. Is everybody in?

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Oh. Excuse me, ma'am. You dropped your...

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This is breaking and entering. No, it doesn't count if you know the person.

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No, no, no! We got you, Jerry! You're trapped! Five hours till your wedding! We can wait it out if you can!

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Shouldn't you boys be getting cleaned up for the wedding? Not you, Chilli. You're perfect.

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Hey, do you think we should talk to Jerry about being an alcoholic -before we get into all this? - No.

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- Yeah, we know. - Obviously. - For fuck's sake. - I know that. It's just-- We will go by your house and get your stuff. You should've just went to my house in the first place if we were gonna go to my house anyway. - This seemed like a better idea. - It was a whole bit! Let's go. Yeah, come on, we'll figure it out. Okay, you'll still owe me for this hour. Thanks, Doctor. You guys aren't taking my mental health seriously.

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And this is why print journalism is dying.

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Hoagie?

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Just relax, honey.

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- It! Come on. Get up. - Goddamn! - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. You took a pretty big hit there. My God. Yeah, I thought I got away.

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And centipedes.

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Okay, riding dicks.

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Oh, yeah? But what about Callahan? He's so handsome. He's very handsome, but he's a selfish lover with a small dick.

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Jerry, you about ready to share?

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Oh, you're goddamn right, lam.

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- Whoa. Nope. - Yeah. Nope. I'm not taking it. No, I'm not. No! - No. - We're not... No! Guys, we're too old for...

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- Go! Go! Go! - Did you get him? - Start the car! - I started it. I started it. Everybody put their seat belts on. Go! Go! Go! - Everybody in. - Hold on. Is everybody in?

Oh. Excuse me, ma'am. You dropped your...

This is breaking and entering. No, it doesn't count if you know the person.

No, no, no! We got you, Jerry! You're trapped! Five hours till your wedding! We can wait it out if you can!

Shouldn't you boys be getting cleaned up for the wedding? Not you, Chilli. You're perfect.

Hey, do you think we should talk to Jerry about being an alcoholic -before we get into all this? - No.

And this is why print journalism is dying.

Hoagie?

Just relax, honey.

- It! Come on. Get up. - Goddamn! - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. You took a pretty big hit there. My God. Yeah, I thought I got away.

And centipedes.

Okay, riding dicks.

Oh, yeah? But what about Callahan? He's so handsome. He's very handsome, but he's a selfish lover with a small dick.

Jerry, you about ready to share?

Oh, you're goddamn right, lam.

- Whoa. Nope. - Yeah. Nope. I'm not taking it. No, I'm not. No! - No. - We're not... No! Guys, we're too old for...