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Oh, I've never been better.

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Come on! Shit! No.

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Ahh! Whoo!

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Hey, this must be yours, buddy. Thanks, mister. Oh, look at that. You gonna eat that whole thing?

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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.

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My mom talked to his mom, and she said that the rehearsal is at the Deer Creek Country Club. - Deer Creek. - There it is. Anyways, the name is Louis Seibert. That's S-E-I-B... - Oh, I'll remember that. Thank you. - She's got a great memory.

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And then you have a clear mind. Dickless.

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But what about yours? What about you? If you don't focus on the other dicks, those dicks will plug up the places you wanna go. What about mentally going into each of those holes and unplugging every one of those dicks. Pulling out, pulling out, pulling out.

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What do you see? It's nice. There's lot of attention to detail, but not too overdone. Well, can you just unlock it?

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It's showtime.

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Jerry's not quitting at the end of the season. What? Why the fuck would I quit? Yeah, I just... I said that to get everyone together, you know, for one last round. Hoagie, tell me you are fucking joking about this. Uh, no.

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Okay, yeah.

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We lost! He beat us! The game is over!

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Piece of cake.

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Well, I'm paranoid that my original paranoia might turn on my paranoia.

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- Boo? Boo-boo? - Sue'? Boo-boo? Boo-boo? What happened? Wait, wait, wait. What happened? Susan, are you okay? - Sit down, sit down, sit down. - It's the baby. It's the baby. It's finally happening. He's right here. Who's it? Bob, tag him. - Are you kidding me? - What? There's something wrong with her baby. There's nothing wrong with that baby. It's a fake. If you won't do it, then tag me. I'm gonna do it. Oh, yeah. Fine. You want me to tag you, then? Oops, I missed. As usual, you're completely wrong. This? You think I'm wrong? This is so over the top! This is obvious.

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Yes.

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I don't know where Jerry is. Fuck you. Tell us.

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Oh, I've never been better.

Come on! Shit! No.

Ahh! Whoo!

Hey, this must be yours, buddy. Thanks, mister. Oh, look at that. You gonna eat that whole thing?

My mom talked to his mom, and she said that the rehearsal is at the Deer Creek Country Club. - Deer Creek. - There it is. Anyways, the name is Louis Seibert. That's S-E-I-B... - Oh, I'll remember that. Thank you. - She's got a great memory.

And then you have a clear mind. Dickless.

But what about yours? What about you? If you don't focus on the other dicks, those dicks will plug up the places you wanna go. What about mentally going into each of those holes and unplugging every one of those dicks. Pulling out, pulling out, pulling out.

What do you see? It's nice. There's lot of attention to detail, but not too overdone. Well, can you just unlock it?

It's showtime.

Jerry's not quitting at the end of the season. What? Why the fuck would I quit? Yeah, I just... I said that to get everyone together, you know, for one last round. Hoagie, tell me you are fucking joking about this. Uh, no.

Okay, yeah.

We lost! He beat us! The game is over!

Piece of cake.

Well, I'm paranoid that my original paranoia might turn on my paranoia.

Yes.

I don't know where Jerry is. Fuck you. Tell us.