I can't... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. My lateral incisor's... It's gone! It's okay. Okay, okay. Just calm down. We're fine. Everything's fine. Alan, go wake up Doug. Let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows. What am I gonna tell Melissa? I lost a tooth. I have no idea how it happened. You're freaking me out, man. I got a massive headache, okay? Let's just calm down. How am I supposed to calm down? Look around you.
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- Anything? STU: Hmm, I got a cigar. Oh, I found, uh... These are some black shoes. - They women's shoes? - I don't know.
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Ruphylin. Roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug. What, so, what are you saying, I was raped last night?
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Eye of the tiger. Good. You're holding 50,000 volts, little man. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.
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...Doug is fine. - Well, why hasn't he called? I don't know, but we're gonna figure it out.
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Last night on the roof, before we went out...
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DOUG: Oh, my God.
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You know, when you go to Vegas...
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Have a good weekend. I'm gonna miss you.
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Hey. Sorry, MapQuest took us on a really crazy route.
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- Yes! JADE: Oh! Okay, come on. He can't lose. He can't lose.
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ALAN: Ow. - Oh, God. Oh, God, are you okay? ALAN: Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.
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...we're about to go for a tractor ride. PHIL: What the fuck? STU: I should get going. So pretty. MELISSA: A tractor ride? [BASEBALL BAT THUDS] - Go, out of the car! - What was that? They started up the tractor. I think it backfired. - Where the hell is he? PHIL: Hey, easy, easy. I think we're looking for the same guy, okay?
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[TRUCK HONKS] [TIRES SQUEAL] DOUG: Aw, Jesus Christ! - Oh, my God! - That was awesome! That was not awesome. What's wrong with you? - That was insane. We almost just died. - You should have seen your face. - Classic. - That's funny. Ha-ha. It's not funny.
The Hangover
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- You all right? - Yeah. - Look at the view up here. - You happy? - This is great. - Whoa! [PHIL CHUCKLES] Are you kidding? PHIL: Alan, how we doing, buddy? - Good. DOUG: What do you got over there, Alan? STU: That's the Eiffel Tower.
The Hangover
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Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost. It wouldn't be right. Okay, I jammed five roofies in there. Just go in there and throw it in to him.
