[GRUNTING] [WHIMPERING] Oh, my skin burns. My skin burns. Oh, ow! God. - It's okay. It's not your fault, Doug. - Don't touch me. Shut up. All of you, shut up.
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...because this circle's about as far as it's ever gonna go. In other words, forget everything. [CHUCKLES] Doug, I'm serious. I got a wife and kid.
What the fuck happened last night? Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?
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STU: There it is. PHIL: Hear, hear. DOUG: Hey, thanks, guys.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Vegas.
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- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
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Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.
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Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. STU: And one water.
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- Can I ask you another question? LISA: Sure. You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it? What do you mean?
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ALAN: Hey, I found him! He's over here! - Oh, shit.
