- Maybe... Should I wait outside? - I think that's a good idea, Alan. ALAN: Yeah.
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What was that?
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It's in the trunk.
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[CHATTERING]
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- I fully agree. - Oh.
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Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by semen.
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- Oh, thank God. - Okay. See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers. And then we take it. Your choice, bitches.
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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
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GIRL: Fat Jesus. FRANKLIN: All right, now, it's real simple. All you gotta do is point, aim and shoot. All right? Okay, look. You don't really wanna do this. You can do this. Just focus. Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this through. Finish him! PHIL: Oh, fuck. FRANKLIN: Yeah! [GRUNTING & FRANKLIN LAUGHING] Right in the nuts! That was beautiful. [KIDS LAUGH] - Well done. Give her a hand, everybody. - Good job. Good job. Good job. Well done. Good job. That was great. Good. Hey, we got one more charge left. Anybody wanna do some shooting up here? How about you, big man? Come on up here. Okay, same instructions. Just point, aim and shoot.
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I just wanted to thank you guys again for everything you're doing this weekend. - We couldn't be more excited. - Ah, that's great. Yeah, okay. You love us and we love you. Terrific. So talk to me about Vegas. - Uh... It should be pretty mellow. - Mm-hm. Do some gambling, maybe catch some rays, have a few laughs. Yeah, some laughs. I got you. How you getting out there? Uh, we're gonna take my car. Gonna pick up my friends after this. - Prius? You're taking a Prius to Vegas? - Yeah.
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Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
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I just wish you could see this place, because you, of all people, would love it. Yeah. No, it's so quaint.
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No, I know. But we just need a couple more minutes of your time.
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PHIL: It's Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's nothing more fair. - Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson. Come on. For Doug. Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
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- Am I all right over there, Alan? - Yeah, you're good.