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- Oh, Mom! SCOTTIE: I work for A & J Amusements. I'm rocking that Monkey Maze, you know what I'm saying? - What the hell is the Monkey Maze? - Oh, it's like a Terrifying Deathtrap... but for little kids. You're working at the fair. You're a carny. No, I drive a motorcycle. - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. Yeah. What about you guys? Where you, uh, stopping in from, you know what I'm saying? - Uh, D-town. - Oh, Detroit. No, no, no. The other one. D-town. The other D-town. - Denver...? - That's the one. There you go. - Colorado. DAVID: That's the one. Yeah, I love my Rockies, you know what I'm saying? Oh, you like the Rockies? You're a baseball fan?
We're the Millers
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Okay, what are we doing today? Yeah, I say, give me something that says: "I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour to a bullshit job..." where my boss expects me to kiss his balls all day... so I can afford to keep my ungrateful kids decked out in Dora the Explorer shit... and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos... "...until the day I get the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth." [MAN CLEARS THROAT]
We're the Millers
16.7s
On my fucking balls. On my balls, on my fucking balls! Oh, God. Let me see. Kenny, let me see it. No. No fucking way. You're not seeing it. Come on. I can't help you unless you show me. Sweetie, just show it to me. Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants? We've all seen a dick.
We're the Millers