I'll run in, pick up a duffel bag, a suitcase or something and we'll be on our way. Hi. Now come on. See, it's the welcome wagon. Let me go talk to this guy.
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2.2s
That's fucking awesome. Oh, my God.
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5.7s
But I don't feel like arresting anybody... so I'll just simply take my bribe and I'll be on my way.
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8.4s
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH] Pablo Chacon. I'm here to pick up for Pablo Chacon. You are the White Gringo with the haircut of a donkey. Uh, yeah. Si.
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2.2s
Maybe you shouldn't loan drugs to people.
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6.9s
What are you doing up? It's almost 2. Where's your mom? - Uh, she went for a drink. With a friend. - When?
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4s
I don't know. I don't think so, man. This is way out of my league.
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3.9s
If you're gonna punch someone, punch them on one. Well, David told me to count.
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3.2s
DAVID: Please don't tell me where we're going. I love surprises.
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4.7s
Now, me crossing the border by myself, huge red flag. Huge, all right?
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6.7s
- No. I'm not gay. - Okay. All right. Calm down. Look, this gay panic situation you're having now, it's coming off a little homophobic.
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1.4s
That's where you come in.
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6.6s
- No responsibilities. - Mm-hm. Pfft, nothing. You got nothing. You could disappear tomorrow and who'd even know?
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3.2s
You're gonna give me 100 grand to move a smidge across the border?
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11.3s
Yeah. "Crash." Yup. Wow. I didn't recognize you. You look very different. I've gained a little bit of daddy weight. You know the drill. Actually, I don't, no.
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2.7s
[GASPS] [HORN BLARING]
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2.2s
[ALL SCREAM]
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9.8s
- "Pesos"? Why didn't you say so? - Mm-hm. A thousand. Oh, well, that's like, what, 80 bucks American? Here. Here you go. A hundred. Keep the change. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
