Anyway, I'm so sorry, Edie. We promised our Casey... that we would treat it like a real baby all summer and we went too far.
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EDIE: I'm getting my hands on that baby.
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Hi, Mom. Jesus. DAVID: Mm-hm.
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- It was just like a Roman candle. ROSE: Mm-hm.
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And that is how I found out I was born with a shallow vagina.
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Uh, hey, if you guys will excuse me. - Wanna join me? - Where are you off to? - We're gonna check on the baby. - Gonna take a dump. - Check the baby's dumps. ROSE: That's what we should say.
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All aboard the Fitzgerald Express. Honk, honk! - ROSE: Ha-ha-ha! - Toot, toot!
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Stop panicking! We haven't done anything suspicious yet, so just relax!
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Next thing you know, it's a tug of war... pulling it back and forth and out of nowhere... His fat fist goes right through the canvas. - But it was an accident. - Doesn't matter! You ruined my painting. Okay. Honestly, I really think you should've thanked me. Yeah, because that painting was hideous. [CHUCKLES] My grandfather painted that painting. And it was my favorite thing in the entire world.
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DAVID: Okay. All right. Where did we first meet. Um... It's great. Well, that would have been when Rose moved into my apartment building. - Ah. That's right. DAVID: Mm-hm. [GASPS] I remember watching her through the crack in my door as she was... Wait, you were spying on me? Now, hon, just because you've heard it a thousand times... doesn't mean you should interrupt. Don't be rude.
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- That was such a detailed story, Edie. - Thank you! You gotta do a one-woman show. It's, like, so many layers, you know?
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- What do you mean? - How'd you two meet?
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Okay. Actually, that's fine. Good idea. Okay, hurry back though, please. "Oh, I have a plan." Really? Good plan. You don't have any plans.
