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And you know what the glue is? Lauren. And I'm not doing anything to screw that up. - You wouldn't be with her if it wasn't for us. - Oh, this'll be good. Stu, think about it. You ended up ditching Melissa. Two years later, you met your true soul mate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would have married a cunt. It's okay. I'm allowed to say it. It's a bachelor party. Drink up, everybody. Wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fucking IHOP. Well, it's my decision and it's final, so how about a toast? - This sucks. I'm gonna wait in the car. - Come on, Phil. Where you going? I just don't get it. He's getting married in Thailand. That's great for him, but what about us? You're just selfish.
The Hangover Part II
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Guys, I can't tell you how much this means. Alan's been waiting for the invite ever since he got wind of the wedding. I'm sure he has. Yeah, he's been standing outside by the mailbox every day. - Wow, that's rough. - Yeah. I, uh ... I'm not quite sure he ever left Vegas, you know? He really needs this.
The Hangover Part II
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That's bullshit. Ha, ha. You can't just skip out of a bachelor party, Stu. You see that? That's orange juice with a napkin on top. Do you know why? So nobody roofies me. Well, I refuse to eat fucking cantaloupe at a bachelor party. Come on. Don't you think you're overreacting? No, I don't.
The Hangover Part II
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Alan? What did you do? Well, isn't it obvious? I spiked them with muscle relaxers. And, plus, my ADHD medication. - What?! - You drugged us again?! Not you. I just wanted to knock out Teddy so we could enjoy the weekend. "Enjoy the weekend"'? Alan, you told me that you didn't do anything. Alan, you swore to God. I just wanted things to stay the same. Look at my face! You ruined my life! You're not my friend. Don't say that, Phil. Are you serious? Even in America? - Yes! - Oh, God. Don't say that, Phil. Don't start crying, Alan. You're the bearded devil! You liked it. You smiled at me when I held up the marshmallows.
The Hangover Part II