[SIREN WAILING] - Check this out. STU: Oh, no. No, Phil. No, Phil. Don't do this! PHIL: Take it easy. - Just try to call more attention to us. PHIL [OVER PA]: Attention. - Sorry. PHIL: Attention, please. Move out of the way. I repeat, please disperse.
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I'm just saying, it's clearly marked, okay? We are definitely not supposed to be up here. Come on, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want. - Yeah, but... - Just wedge the door open. - Guys, come on up here. - Fine.
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STU: What about the one after that? You cannot be serious.
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STU: Easy, Phil. - He's correct. My fault.
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Your glasses are fine, dick.
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Come on, just till Barstow. Everybody's passing us. Absolutely not. I promised Sid. I will be the only one driving this car. Besides, you're drinking. Oh, what are you, a cop now? You know I drive great when I'm drunk. True. Don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk driver. Yeah. You wanna explain it to them, Alan? Guys, my dad loves this car more than he loves me, so, yeah. Aw, whatever. I left my wife and kid at home so I could go with you guys. - You know how difficult that was? - That's really sweet. - Yeah. - Dude, I was being sarcastic. I fucking hate my life. - I may never go back. I might stay in Vegas. - Here we go. Doug, enjoy yourself, because come Sunday... ...you're gonna start dying just a little bit every day. Yeah. That's why I've managed to stay single this whole time, you know? - Oh, really? That's why you're single? - Yeah. Cool. Good to know.
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STU: Who the hell was that guy? ALAN: That's my buddy.
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Where were you? And why are you so red?
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[MUSICIANS PLAYING "SPRING"]
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We've seen it before. He just needs a little extra charge. There we go. [FRANKLIN & GARDEN LAUGHING] Some of these big boys, you gotta give them two shots. All right, kids, who wants to get their fingerprints done, huh? Come on, let's go.
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- You know this. I'm a stripper. - Mm-hm. Well, technically I'm an escort, but stripping's a great way to meet the clients. - Smart. - Savvy. But that's all in the past, now that I married a doctor. I'm just a dentist.
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...if I may, um... ...l'm assuming that that squad car belongs to one of you. - Yeah. PHIL: Yeah. Look, I'm not a cop. I'm no hero. I'm a schoolteacher.
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One more time, guys. [SINGING CHORUS] PHIL: Oh, Jesus!
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[TIGER ROARS] [ALAN AND PHIL GRUNT] PHIL: What the fuck?
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It says, uh, "Couldn't find a meter, but here's 4 bucks."
