What? Are-- What's wrong? Um, the film wasn't about you.
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[Nadine narrating] She was dressed like a small, elderly gentleman.
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Did I not tell you? Cheeseburgers. Mmm! -Do you want a fry? -Oh, yeah. ♪ I told you dirty jokes until you smiled ♪ Oh, hey. That was Billy Joel. You don't turn past Billy Joel. ♪ I might be as crazy as you say ♪ [chuckles] [laughs] ♪ If I'm crazy then it's true ♪ ♪ That it's all because of you ♪ -Mmm. -♪ And you wouldn't want me any other way ♪ [chuckles] ♪ You may be right ♪ -[coughing] -♪ I may be crazy ♪ -[groans] -Dad? I-- -Dad, are you okay? -[groans] Dad! Dad!
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[bell jingles]
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-What are you doing here? -Get in the car. Let's go. -No, Mom's picking me up. -No, she's not. Get in the car.
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No.
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[cooing]
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[Nadine narrating] Well, except for one part. I had Krista. This was last Friday. Look at me. I was in a good mood. -I love spoilers. -No. Yes, I do. That means I don't have to watch it. Then I can just know and move on with my life. I'll give you a hint. [humming "Here Comes the Bride"] I knew it. I knew it. They get married, yes.
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Mm-hmm? Mm-mmm.
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[Nadine narrating] And then, out of the clear blue, an angel appeared. Can you move, please?
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Let's go, lady.
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Well, I don't feel like getting in the car with you and her.
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Can I get you something else? Any ice cream or anything before I put the baby down? I'm good. Thank you. No, no. I can feed and water her from here. All right. All right, come on, tiny man. It's you and me, buddy. Big boy. [Bruner] There you go. Yeah. Look, I just want to say, I don't know the whole story, but whatever it is, it'll pass. I went through a rough time not too long ago too. -But look where it led me. -This is the face of hope. [Greer] Ah.
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And the past 17 years before that.
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This is so stupid. So stupid. Why didn't I listen to my friends?
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No, I love spending another night talking Mom off the ledge. I love only applying to schools nearby because who knows what'll happen in that house if I'm not around to fix it. And I love... that the one person who makes me feel like I can take a fucking breath...
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[cooing] What the-- Why is that baby in your house? Oh, shit. How the hell did that thing get in here? Hello. [kisses] This is Toby, and this is Greer. [Greer] Hi. [Bruner] How are you? Good. How are you doing? Good. -Nice to meet you. -Hi. Now, your mother's number.
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It's really just the hair. It's not that bad. You can just grow it out. Are you even up there? Hey, move. I got to pee. [Nadine narrating] Darian, meanwhile, just got better-looking, and that asshole knew it.