Look, I'm not very good at this kind of thing. Uh-- But I think we both know what needs to be said right now, so I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
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[shrieking]
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[man] ♪ There is a house built out of stone ♪ ♪ Wooden floors, walls and window sills ♪ ♪ Tables and chairs worn by all of the dust ♪ ♪ This is a place ♪ ♪ Where I don't feel alone ♪
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I gonna be your other mom and take such good care of you. [Nadine narrating] I accidentally suffocated him two hours later in my pencil box.
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What's up? This is Krista. [woman] Hi. [Krista] Hi. I'm Shannon. You were in my chem class last year, right? Yes, yes. Um, nice to officially meet you. Oh, my God. I love your outfit. It's so cute. [Shannon] Thank you very much. [Krista] I love your laces. Thank you. -[chuckles] -Hey, do you wanna play, uh, beer pong? Yes, I would love to play beer pong. I really don't know a lot of people here, but-- Like, you'll meet people. It'll be a great icebreaker. Okay? Hi. I think I'm gonna go play beer pong with them. Okay, come on. [woman] Yeah, new player! Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink. Oh!
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Dude, that was so good. Good job. Guys, this is Nadine. Hi. How's it going? Good. How are you? Okay. That was so good. I just can't get over it. It was amazing.
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Oh, God. Darian. Just don't worry about it. [Mona scoffs] Can I just ask you a question?
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Uh-- Ah. [chuckles]
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[Mona] I just want you to know I've never been more humiliated in my entire life. I absolutely cannot-- Okay, Nadine, so now I need you to pick up the phone-- I just-- I just don't understand you, Nadine. I-- If you think you're keeping that phone, you are dreaming. The second you come home, that phone is going. I am done. I am done trying to understand you-- [urinating]
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Hello? Hey, uh, it's Nadine from history. Um, what are you-- what are you doing right now? Oh, uh, hi. I'm, uh-- Hi. I'm just, uh-- Hey. Hi. Hey, you all right? Yeah. 'Cause I'm good. I mean, you good? You all right? Cool. Great. You all right? What's up? Yeah. Sorry. I keep talk-- [laughs] That's true. I don't-- H-How are you? Are you good. Are you all right? Tim's Theme Park's open late tonight. You want to meet there? Whoo!
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We're done.
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[sighs]
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Oh, I'll get it. I don't know if I should-- No. Get off! -Get off! Off! -Okay. Get off. Okay.
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Bye. See you Monday.
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-Great catch. -Yeah. Now, I know that it was a long lecture and you probably don't recall, but, uh, was there any point during it when you thought to yourself, "Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life?"
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Oh, my God. Would you please look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing? [Krista] Oh, you can see his nipples. How does he not realize that all that does is scream, "I have a body complex worse than a girl." How much does he even work out now? It's OCD. You should have seen him. He had a conniption 'cause my mom won't by him creatine anymore since it fucks up your kidneys. I was like, "I know, Darian. I know. What does Mom expect, you to win people over with your personality?"
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Oh.
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I should go in there and be like, "Excuse me, where are the beta fish? Also, could you put your penis inside me?" Oh! Not you. God. What if you actually did that? What if you lost your virginity in a Petland? I think it'd be kind of nice. All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual. [laughs] [school bell rings]