Wow. This is, uh, a lot to take in, Nadine. I-- I wish I knew what to say. Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note just now. "Dear everybody. As some of you know, I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same... especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought, you know what? I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness. I really would. It sounds... relaxing.
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[cell phone chimes]
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Oh! [music continues, faint]
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[sighs] Well, that's it.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Please.
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Did you just take my keys?
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Are you serious? What? Now you're making fun of my car? What? No. I-I-I was just being specific. I wasn't saying that because it's shitty. All right. No, God, no. Look, I love your car. I don't even have a car. I'm just acting weird, and this is just all a lot. -[engine starts] -And please stop. Please don't leave. [engine idling] [kisses]
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[engine stops]
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[woman singing pop music on stereo]
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[whirring]
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So-- So do you. Yeah.
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Hey.
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[piano playing on screen] [alien boy] Hmm?
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Oh, God.
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[Nadine narrating] I'm not gonna depress you with the details. So... let's just say the next few years were complete shit. [alarm beeping] [beeping continues] [beeping stops] Oh, God.