But if you get a chance, fart into their backpacks. [chuckles]
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Oh, my God.
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Have a nice life without me, fuckers." You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it. Well, not for sure, but I can dream.
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All of this. [clattering] All right, hey, hey, hey. Can you believe it? It's okay. What is this? What is all this crap? Please stop for a second. She left her flat iron on. She wants to burn the goddamn house down! Please stop for a second. This is going. Okay, all right. Stop. Just give it to me. Hey! Just give me the bag. I am the adult here, not you! Then why do you always call me?
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[Nadine narrating] Then I'd at least have one person to have lunch with.
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[Nadine narrating] Let me start from the beginning. Around second grade I had a realization.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. [Nadine narrating] Dad had a nearly impossible task-- having to manage us both.
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Nadine, we're not doing this again. You promised. Now get out of the car.
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Oh, my God.
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Who is this?
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...better than this assholes. Please hurry the hell up and graduate.
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[chattering] Shh!
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All right now, I know kids can be mean.
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♪ Last time I tried to call you up ♪ ♪ I couldn't reach you 'cause you were stuck so far up ♪ ♪ I knew you when you were just rude ♪ ♪ I knew I loved your attitude ♪ ♪ Five minutes all that you got left ♪ ♪ Long way down, boy I wouldn't hold your breath ♪ ♪ I knew you when you knew the time ♪ ♪ I knew you for your bottom line ♪ ♪ Who I thought you were ♪ ♪ Who I thought you were ♪ [ends] Look, I don't wanna take up a ton of your time... but I'm gonna kill myself.
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[man] ♪ She said, "Hello, mister ♪ [brake sets] [man] ♪ Please to meet ya" ♪ ♪ I wanna hold her ♪ ♪ I wanna kiss her ♪ [buzzing]
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[Nadine narrating] You could say my mother and I weren't exactly peas in a pod. Oh. No. [grunts] And the only one who could handle either of us... was Dad.
