♪ Last time I tried to call you up ♪ ♪ I couldn't reach you 'cause you were stuck so far up ♪ ♪ I knew you when you were just rude ♪ ♪ I knew I loved your attitude ♪ ♪ Five minutes all that you got left ♪ ♪ Long way down, boy I wouldn't hold your breath ♪ ♪ I knew you when you knew the time ♪ ♪ I knew you for your bottom line ♪ ♪ Who I thought you were ♪ ♪ Who I thought you were ♪ [ends] Look, I don't wanna take up a ton of your time... but I'm gonna kill myself.
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Thank you. You can just loop around up here. No, no, no. I'm going to work, and you're coming with me. My boss isn't going to be happy about it, and you're the one that gets to explain it to him.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. [Nadine narrating] Dad had a nearly impossible task-- having to manage us both.
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Why do I even... You've never given me one thing.
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I can't have without completely destroying you.
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All right now, I know kids can be mean.
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[Krista giggling]
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[Nadine narrating] Well, except for one part. I had Krista. This was last Friday. Look at me. I was in a good mood. -I love spoilers. -No. Yes, I do. That means I don't have to watch it. Then I can just know and move on with my life. I'll give you a hint. [humming "Here Comes the Bride"] I knew it. I knew it. They get married, yes.
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That night I picked up some cheeseburgers with my dad. What do I have that's any good? Tell me. What have I ever had? You have a lot. You have love. You have my love. Very soon you're gonna have cheeseburgers. Oh, look.
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[Nadine narrating] I'm not gonna depress you with the details. So... let's just say the next few years were complete shit. [alarm beeping] [beeping continues] [beeping stops] Oh, God.
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Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "Oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more."
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I gonna be your other mom and take such good care of you. [Nadine narrating] I accidentally suffocated him two hours later in my pencil box.
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[toilet flushes] But I had finally made my first friend.
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Oh, my God. I knew it.
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You want to hold him?
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[mom sobbing]
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[door closes] -Mm-hmm. -[cell phone buzzing] What? Dibs. Huh? -Dibs, dibs, dibs. -What are you even saying? Mom's fucking a dentist in Manzanita for two days, so I called dibs on the house. Ew. Bye. You are so sick for saying it like that. Mom's boobs are jangling around a dentist's face. See it, Darian. See Mom's titties all up in that dentist's face. - Ah-ah. -♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ And the man in the back said everyone attack ♪ ♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ And the girl in the corner said, Boy, I want to warn you ♪ ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ -Ow! -♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
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[Nadine narrating] It turned out Krista's life wasn't perfect either. I'm walking away, okay? What am I, your mother? Am I supposed to babysit-- [Nadine narrating] But we got each other through. Play with this. We could play with Mrs. Penguin. Hee hee. [Nadine narrating] For the next few years, everything was magic. ♪ Jingle bells ♪ [Nadine narrating] And then, some extremely fucked-up shit happened.