I didn't mean, like, completely bald, by the way. It's smart what you do there too. You kind of-- You kind of, you know-- I don't know. Do you poof it up a little bit? Give it a little zhuzh? I'm glad you circled back around and cleaned that up. It certainly made me feel better.
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[woman] ♪ Do me a favor ♪ ♪ Just keep me near ♪ ♪ Don't you remember ♪ ♪ When you said what I wanted to hear? ♪ ♪ I'm not so clever ♪ ♪ But I know it's real ♪
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Did I not tell you? Cheeseburgers. Mmm! -Do you want a fry? -Oh, yeah. ♪ I told you dirty jokes until you smiled ♪ Oh, hey. That was Billy Joel. You don't turn past Billy Joel. ♪ I might be as crazy as you say ♪ [chuckles] [laughs] ♪ If I'm crazy then it's true ♪ ♪ That it's all because of you ♪ -Mmm. -♪ And you wouldn't want me any other way ♪ [chuckles] ♪ You may be right ♪ -[coughing] -♪ I may be crazy ♪ -[groans] -Dad? I-- -Dad, are you okay? -[groans] Dad! Dad!
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Um-- Can I call you later?
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[Nadine] Look at these. Wow. Damn, Erwin. Yeah, this is, uh, mostly unfinished. Uh, this doodling mostly. Um, but not quite where I-- Oh. I-- I think I've found my favorite. Yeah, my, uh-- my parents love that one too. -Do they? -No, they don't. No, they're very conservative. No, they don't. Wow. They're both you, right? Yeah. I'm multifaceted.
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It's really just the hair. It's not that bad. You can just grow it out. Are you even up there? Hey, move. I got to pee. [Nadine narrating] Darian, meanwhile, just got better-looking, and that asshole knew it.
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Guess what.
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Oh, my God.
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Ooh.
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-Okay. -[laughs] I'm just kidding. I was just-- You know that I was just-- I was just playing out the movie scene. You ever feel like you have to do that? There's a waterfall. It's all romantic. Sure. Yeah. Right. I'm sorry. I just-- Whatever. What are you, mad now? You can't be mad. You were gonna have sex with me two seconds ago. -You don't say that stuff to a man. -Oh, a man, huh?
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Do you know what I've been doing all night?
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-Old? -I'm complimenting you. I just-- I see this very kind, very gentle, very wise old man in a convalescent home, in a wheelchair. Mm. Hmm.